I have a interview tomorrow morning and then I have to come home and clean the house! WOW tomorrow looks like a blast so far.

Interview for what?

i was told extenze would make me larger. I am not any thicker, longer or stronger than i was a month ago. When the guy on the infomercial said he gained a solid inch, he lied. I didn't gain stamina, hell, it was like i never even took the product. These guys are scammer bastards!

yeah dude the same thing happened to me those ****ing *******s!!!!!

Thats why viagra is #1.

It's been too damn hot for the past couple days, that's my bitch.

For a job and I got it. AS it is I'm not too sure about this.

Every time I see that commercial, I can't figure out if they're saying "Extenze DIDN'T do something amazing, can we afford it?" or "IF Extenze didn't do something amazing, can we afford it?"

Try as I may, I can not hear the "IF".
It's pissing me off.
Why would a company slander themselves?
Someone provide audio.

Last day of testing. I have two weeks to catch my breath before finals start. Lovely.

I haven't been staying at home lately, and I walked in my room to find two and a half weeks of dog piss had accumulated beautifully in the carpet. Seriously, I hope I can somehow get the stench of dog piss out....eventually. 'Till then, sleep on the couch, I 'spose.

Today, a girl at my lunch table begged me to let her do my makeup. For half the day, my face was orange....

i have surgery tomorrow and although it's going to help me, i'm kinda nervous about it.