The Bitch Box

adidasss · 03-20-2006, 05:32 AM

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Ups: Dont have a heart infection, YAY
Downs: Probably have cancer, which I think is bad...

Doc thinks it could be small cell lung cancer, which is very very very angry cancer...but im not worried yet, because I have TicTac's lollypops and Solo, ahhh soothing

this was posted on my movie forum....i was at a loss for words....i don't know the guy, never talked to him, i have a need to say soemthing but i can't say anything because it would come out rediculous....he's 22....

what on earth could i say?? oh, hope it's not really that? or, if it is, well, you had a good run aye??? even sorry to hear that sounds fucking idiotic....like you're essentially saying, ok, you're a goner...bummer....for christ sake, if i was in his place i would be on fucking prozac ...i remember how scared i was when a certain asshole of a doctor told me i probably have a heart murmor ( i dunno what the fuck that is, but it couldn't have been good and the heart is an organ you don't want anything to be wrong with )....

these kinds of things put things in perspective....

fuck!!!....fucking shit!!!

adidasss · 03-30-2006, 07:12 AM

"Hello,

we harm that only Saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday from 26-8-2006 up to 9-9-2006 at it. We would like to have a suite 4 + 1 . The price amounts to € 38 up to 28-8-2006 and after this € 32. Is this right? They can send us a corresponding lease. We still should know how this is done with the payment. They still can give us some couple of information whether their kitchen is fitted out completely for 4 persons or what we themselves must bring. Is a shower available?"

*sigh*....could someone help me decipher this monstrosity?

Mama Booze · 03-30-2006, 02:12 PM

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we harm that only Saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday from 26-8-2006 up to 9-9-2006 at it. We would like to have a suite 4 + 1 . The price amounts to € 38 up to 28-8-2006 and after this € 32. Is this right? They can send us a corresponding lease. We still should know how this is done with the payment. They still can give us some couple of information whether their kitchen is fitted out completely for 4 persons or what we themselves must bring. Is a shower available?"

We fear that the end of our vacation will come..but we will spend 26-8-2006 through 9-9-2006 until then....we would like to have 5 suits. The price is [whatever that sign is] 38 up until 2-28 and after 2-28, is 32. Is this right? They can send us a reply lease. We still don't know how this is done with payment [in other words, how do you lease a payment?]. They can still give us some information about the kitchen. Is a bath/shower available?

...
Best I can do, good luck with that.

ladyluckrules · 03-31-2006, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

[whatever that sign is]

They're euros, y'know used by most of europe as currency. No big deal.

:|

~~bungalow~~ · 03-31-2006, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

"Hello,

we harm that only Saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday from 26-8-2006 up to 9-9-2006 at it. We would like to have a suite 4 + 1 . The price amounts to € 38 up to 28-8-2006 and after this € 32. Is this right? They can send us a corresponding lease. We still should know how this is done with the payment. They still can give us some couple of information whether their kitchen is fitted out completely for 4 persons or what we themselves must bring. Is a shower available?"

*sigh*....could someone help me decipher this monstrosity?

what is this?

adidasss · 03-31-2006, 02:30 PM

oh nothin, just a reply from a potential costumer ( my family owns apartments back home for renting in the summer? suits is maybe a better word ..and probably misspelled )...i get those every day, this one was just the worst so far...

right-track · 03-31-2006, 02:33 PM

When they say 'they' I think they mean 'you' and 'their' means, your.
And what they mean by 'suite', they mean room.

Christ where are they from?

adidasss · 03-31-2006, 02:38 PM

germany of course...that first sentence is amazing,"we harm that only saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday"??? jesus....

right-track · 03-31-2006, 02:48 PM

Here's my best shot...

We can only arrive on a Saturday (followed by dates they will be staying between). They want one room for four. Then they ask to confirm that the price after a week is reduced to 32 euros. Then they ask for confirmation and a bill and how to pay.
Then they ask is the kitchen/dining area suitable for 4 persons. If not do they need to bring anything extra. Does the room have a shower.

Can I have a job now please?

adidasss · 03-31-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Here's my best shot...

We can only arrive on a Saturday (followed by dates they will be staying between). They want one room for four. Then they ask to confirm that the price after a week is reduced to 32 euros. Then they ask for confirmation and a bill and how to pay.
Then they ask is the kitchen/dining area suitable for 4 persons. If not do they need to bring anything extra. Does the room have a shower.

Can I have a job now please?

haha....that's fantastic....thanks man...and yes you can have the job, the bastards aren't paying me for this shit anyways...

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03-30-2006, 07:12 AM	#512 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	"Hello, we harm that only Saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday from 26-8-2006 up to 9-9-2006 at it. We would like to have a suite 4 + 1 . The price amounts to € 38 up to 28-8-2006 and after this € 32. Is this right? They can send us a corresponding lease. We still should know how this is done with the payment. They still can give us some couple of information whether their kitchen is fitted out completely for 4 persons or what we themselves must bring. Is a shower available?" sigh....could someone help me decipher this monstrosity? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-31-2006, 02:30 PM	#516 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	oh nothin, just a reply from a potential costumer ( my family owns apartments back home for renting in the summer? suits is maybe a better word ..and probably misspelled )...i get those every day, this one was just the worst so far... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-31-2006, 02:38 PM	#518 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	germany of course...that first sentence is amazing,"we harm that only saturday can arrive, but ours will us spend holiday"??? jesus.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-31-2006, 02:33 PM	#517 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	When they say 'they' I think they mean 'you' and 'their' means, your. And what they mean by 'suite', they mean room. Christ where are they from?

03-31-2006, 02:48 PM	#519 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Here's my best shot... We can only arrive on a Saturday (followed by dates they will be staying between). They want one room for four. Then they ask to confirm that the price after a week is reduced to 32 euros. Then they ask for confirmation and a bill and how to pay. Then they ask is the kitchen/dining area suitable for 4 persons. If not do they need to bring anything extra. Does the room have a shower. Can I have a job now please?