Fix'd for you.

I live in Bristol. I do not like Skins. I go to places that are featured in the TV series so that I can sneer at the pretentious poncers that think they're living the sort of life portrayed on Skins (despite the fact that they're polite middle class kids and if it does really all go tits up mummy and daddy will save them). The only thing that annoys me more than the Bristol kids who think their lives leap from the screen of Skins are the people from outside Bristol that probably now think you can't spend more than 5 minutes in Bristol without doing a ****tail of drugs and killing your own mother before going to a night club where you'll while away the last half hour of your high making love to an anorexic, buck toothed, vapid minded indie girl who was just waiting for someone equally drug addled to come along that she could part her legs for.

I hope Skins f*cks off and dies. It gets talked about too much on here. They're scrapping the current cast and making yet another two series.

Die FFS.

You're just lucky you're not at uni in Bristol. If I hear one fresher c*nt talk about some "mad skins party during freshers week" come the next term I'm going to shove a gram of ketamine up his nose and drop acid in his eyeball then let him see what the real world's like.

I love how everyone between the ages of 16-19 who has watched Skins, goes oh em gee, that show just relates to our lives.

Well, I say everyone. I'm mainly talking about the c*nts.

Even though I'm not from Bristol, you get people up here that believe their life is like one big Skins party.

Wow, sorry I enjoyed some mindless entertainment, you guys

It's ok, I just get a bit of RAAAAAAGE regarding Skins. It's been going like what, 5 years? It offends my love for the city I grew up in and I'm not even certain as to why.

That was sarcasm, Sam, I particularly dgaf, no offense. After all, everyone in the world thinks Michigan consists of only one city, and that were all mad twats who run around shooting each other

What ... you mean that's not the case? At least tell me the main mode of transport is still the paddle steamer!? :P

We secretly have hoverboards nowadays

SUCK ON THAT ENGLAND,YEAHHH

injured . . and hate customers at my ****ing job!