I believe the main problem in the toilet seat lies in the middle of the night, in the dark, when the woman sits into the toilet because there is no seat, and suffers from dampass.

Is this discussion really still going?

Wow.

Funnel.

The obvious solution to such an issue, as seen as the moving of the seat is clearly not a satisfactory one, is to have two toilets. One with a seat that does not move at all and one with springs loaded into it so that if you put the seat down, it springs right back up again.

Or, you know, a toilet with no seat at all.

Or just no toilet at all, use a bucket.

Or pretty much anywhere you like. That's the joy of being male.

When are we just going to get the 3 sea shells?

So basically what you're saying is leaving the seat up is a good way to determine a woman's intelligence.

In fear of a lynching, I leave the interpretation up to you.