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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 11-26-2011, 04:45 PM   #9131 (permalink)
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I can barely keep up with the hair on my legs.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:04 PM   #9132 (permalink)
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I wish hot guys would ask me out...
And here I thought you were content with being alone!

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Perhaps he was just hot because of the coffee?
Oh, he was hot before the coffee incident
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:20 PM   #9133 (permalink)
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I spilt a small amount of tea over a girl once and she almost ripped my face off. Maybe I should try coffee.
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:24 PM   #9134 (permalink)
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I think somebody's putting something in your coffee! Earlier this year I spilled coffee on a hot guy who was sitting next to me in class. He used it as an opportunity to ask me out. I'm still with him
Haha that's a great "How we met" story. Actually somewhat similar to one of my rejection stories that I told on here a while ago, but with a different outcome.

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I don't know if this is a "worst" rejection story, but it's a unique one.

Last year I was walking up a set of stairs to one of my classes with a coffee in my hand. There was a girl walking up the stairs right in front of me. I caught my foot on a stair and stumbled upwards, and my coffee spilled all over her pants. Literally not one drop on me, but it went all over her.

So at first I was just like "I am SO sorry!", which I said a bunch of times, and offered to pay for her to get her pants cleaned. She was obviously shocked/upset a bit but overall didn't seem too bothered with it and said that it was a mistake and I didn't have to pay for anything. I was mortified though, and was just thinking in my head what I could say to make it up to her. So I said, "No, seriously, that was terrible. Maybe I take you to dinner sometime?"

It would have sounded alot less retarded in my head... if I had thought about it beforehand. It kind of just slipped out. There was an awkward pause where we both thought about what I'd just said (and I actually got hopeful for a second; she was actually quite cute) and then she rejected me, but not in a mean way or anything. I'm assuming it was because it was phrased like a pity date... or because I dumped an XL coffee on her.
It was before Timmy's got the upgraded cup sizes though, so it wasn't that bad.
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:05 AM   #9135 (permalink)
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Hahaha, I know that (lolling right now).
I mean, what's the symptom?
it says "insert a Playstation format disc"
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Old 11-27-2011, 04:50 AM   #9136 (permalink)
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Are you using originals or copies? Might want to try an audio CD and see what that does.


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Oh, he was hot before the coffee incident
Haha, I believe you rightaway.
It's really a very sweet story

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I spilt a small amount of tea over a girl once and she almost ripped my face off. Maybe I should try coffee.
I'd like to suggest you try another girl, next time.
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:22 AM   #9137 (permalink)
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Are you using originals or copies? Might want to try an audio CD and see what that does.
it's been modded to run pirated copies

haven't tried an audio disc
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:40 AM   #9138 (permalink)
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Lens clean?

If it's clean and if it will run audio CD's no prob at all, you probably got a dead laser unit.
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:53 AM   #9139 (permalink)
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Lens clean?

If it's clean and if it will run audio CD's no prob at all, you probably got a dead laser unit.
already cleaned my lens

will try loading audio CDs later
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:08 AM   #9140 (permalink)
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I wish hot guys would ask me out...
hot guys get extremely nervous if i look into their eyes for too long
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