The Bitch Box

FETCHER. · 06-12-2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Well, it's not that we mind you not being tan, but when the sun hits you just right and we have to look away or risk blindness, we find ourselves thinking, "Maybe she should get a little sun."

Sorry, I'm a douchebag and I can't help myself.

I do like when I manage to pick up some of a tan on holiday (can't handle the heat, I creep about the swimming pool all day

.) but when I'm home I'm not going to pay to use sunbeds or fake tan. It goes completely over my head why someone would even contemplate using fake tan, the stuff smells rancid!

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I prefer women to be pale as opposed to orange.

Even the men here are tanned/orange these days, seriously :\

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

On white women, being pale is way hotter than having a tan in my opinion.

Pale and interesting as my mummy tells me

14232949 · 06-12-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Why is this such a tan obsessed world? I fucking actually like being pale. Leave me alone you cunts. My preference is not smelling like potatoes.

pale girls, bleugh.
If I wanted girls or guys for that matter, my cousin looks like Casper the friendly ghost, to look that pale in complexion, I'd dump flour on them.

Get a natural tan, or hit the sun beds, No fake bake, that **** is awful too, it stinks and no girl seems to know the line between topping up the tan and looking like Dave Dickinson,
plus they always have an inconsistent line, one arm will be tangerine, the other arm only slightly coloured.
Sort that **** out.

FETCHER. · 06-12-2012, 12:10 PM

I don't sit in the shade on holiday or anything

and around here, there's no chance of a decent natural tan as you know

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-12-2012, 12:38 PM

**** tanning, I'm not going to risk cancer and wrinkles for any cunt

14232949 · 06-12-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I don't sit in the shade on holiday or anything

and around here, there's no chance of a decent natural tan as you know

Speak for yourself. I'm golden brown like a fine cake all year round

**Exo** · 06-12-2012, 01:58 PM

I hate it when you're having a full conversation with somebody and they get a text and instead of waiting to read and respond to it, the text takes precedent and you end up finishing your conversation with a wall. Where have manners and courtesy gone? Reading a text is more important than talking with your best friend?

It's fucking rude and the worst part is that I can't tell him it's rude because he gets sensitive about confrontation. It's driving me insane.

FETCHER. · 06-12-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

Speak for yourself. I'm golden brown like a fine cake all year round

You're definitely paying for a tan then

LoathsomePete · 06-12-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

I hate it when you're having a full conversation with somebody and they get a text and instead of waiting to read and respond to it, the text takes precedent and you end up finishing your conversation with a wall. Where have manners and courtesy gone? Reading a text is more important than talking with your best friend?

It's fucking rude and the worst part is that I can't tell him it's rude because he gets sensitive about confrontation. It's driving me insane.

I have a friend who constantly does this. Best advice I can offer is to just stop your story and hope he can take a hint.

**Janszoon** · 06-12-2012, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

I hate it when you're having a full conversation with somebody and they get a text and instead of waiting to read and respond to it, the text takes precedent and you end up finishing your conversation with a wall. Where have manners and courtesy gone? Reading a text is more important than talking with your best friend?

It's fucking rude and the worst part is that I can't tell him it's rude because he gets sensitive about confrontation. It's driving me insane.

When he does that, just start texting him the rest of what you were saying.

**Exo** · 06-12-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

When he does that, just start texting him the rest of what you were saying.

awesome idea.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	**** tanning, I'm not going to risk cancer and wrinkles for any cunt