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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:49 AM   #10451 (permalink)
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Was it a full sized fire extinguisher?! It couldn't have been, right?! Right?!
Full size. A couple of emergency surgeries later and i'm feeling great.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:01 AM   #10452 (permalink)
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Full size. A couple of emergency surgeries later and i'm feeling great.
But you gotta go to Sea World just to get some butt sex, don't you?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:03 AM   #10453 (permalink)
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But you gotta go to Sea World just to get some butt sex, don't you?

I usually just go surfing and free dive for sex.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:07 AM   #10454 (permalink)
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Full size. A couple of emergency surgeries later and i'm feeling great.
Yeah, sorry 'bout that Fred. We were drunk, and you passed out with your butt in the air. Couldn't resist a little bit of butt prankery, but to show our gratitude for your good heartedness we gotchoo one a these:

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Old 09-27-2012, 10:13 AM   #10455 (permalink)
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Yeah, sorry 'bout that Fred. We were drunk, and you passed out with your butt in the air. Couldn't resist a little bit of butt prankery, but to show our gratitude for your good heartedness we gotchoo one a these:
Greatest night of my life. We gotta party again.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:15 AM   #10456 (permalink)
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Greatest night of my life. We gotta party again.
We'll get you a propane tank this time.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:32 AM   #10457 (permalink)
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We'll get you a propane tank this time.
...and an Everclear enema.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:35 AM   #10458 (permalink)
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...and an Everclear enema.
Given his condition, I think a keg is in order.
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:14 PM   #10459 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:31 PM   #10460 (permalink)
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