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Old 06-02-2013, 10:05 PM   #12061 (permalink)
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I was hugging a drunk girl from work and she jumped up on me which caused me to fall and smash my face off his kitchen bunker, my first thoughts were that I'd broke my eye socket. My whole face is agony, I can't even wear my glasses properly haha.
I know I've gotten older when my weekend injury has consisted of spending a bit too much time outside during a BBQ and ending up with a mild sunburn.
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:09 PM   #12062 (permalink)
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Speaking of sunburns, my crispy skin has officially stopped peeling. My leprosy has healed. Yay! It was lookin' pretty nasty there for a while...
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #12063 (permalink)
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I went through about a year without any injuries when I stopped drinking except a few bruises, then when I began drinking again (around Xmas and nye) Ive sustained more injuries than a fat kid at sports day, I really should stop but I like it too much.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:13 PM   #12064 (permalink)
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Speaking of sunburns, my crispy skin has officially stopped peeling. My leprosy has healed. Yay! It was lookin' pretty nasty there for a while...
Crispy fried wifey!
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:20 PM   #12065 (permalink)
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SPF 4...you think it's a good idea until you get drunk at the pool for 8 hours.
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:25 PM   #12066 (permalink)
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SPF 4...you think it's a good idea until you get drunk at the pool for 8 hours.
Sounds like Cancun all over again when I became Hellboy.
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:27 PM   #12067 (permalink)
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I was hugging a drunk girl from work and she jumped up on me which caused me to fall and smash my face off his kitchen bunker, my first thoughts were that I'd broke my eye socket. My whole face is agony, I can't even wear my glasses properly haha.
God im sorry! I have a bloody nose atm that wont stop. I bled all over myself and my dad's car so he is pisses but what else is new w that strict nut? At the very least 1/4 cup of blood is gone. I swallowed a lot. My cats kewp staring at me and i have an ice pack on.
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:33 PM   #12068 (permalink)
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SPF 4...you think it's a good idea until you get drunk at the pool for 8 hours.
The only way you are safe is with SPF-Indoors.
It worked for me for a very long time, and the first BBQ I go to after all this time, wouldn't you know it!
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:42 PM   #12069 (permalink)
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Having burnt skin is just more uncomfortable than a heart or liver headed toward failure though. If we're going to enjoy a life of unheathiness, we may as well do it comfortably.
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