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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:44 AM   #15281 (permalink)
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Is that because your hair is long? Mine is nearly down to my waist but luckily I can shower without it giving me a headache.
Not really; it's more that it takes quite a while to wash and requires a lot of visual strain to be able to manage in the shower without killing myself.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:47 AM   #15282 (permalink)
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A bug literally just flew in my nose. I was taken so off guard I inhaled really quickly and deeply and wound up swallowing it.

Yes, I really did need to share that.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:49 AM   #15283 (permalink)
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A bug literally just flew in my nose. I was taken so off guard I inhaled really quickly and deeply and wound up swallowing it.

Yes, I really did need to share that.
Dude, Nostralia is this year's hottest new insect vacation spot.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:51 AM   #15284 (permalink)
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I gagged a little.

It was pretty ****in bad dude.

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Old 05-01-2014, 12:52 AM   #15285 (permalink)
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Death to all insects who are too stupid to avoid nostrils.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:56 AM   #15286 (permalink)
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Right?

I mean seriously.

HERP DERP DONT MIND ME JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THIS CAVE-LOOKING THING OH GOD WHAT THE ****KKKKKKKKKKKKK


Dumb **** got what it deserved. Dissolve in my stomach acids, stupid bug.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:01 AM   #15287 (permalink)
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Bugs suck.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:05 AM   #15288 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:08 AM   #15289 (permalink)
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Nice answer Paul.

look at the pretty colours, praise mothra.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:16 AM   #15290 (permalink)
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That bug is alright.

But usually giant butterflies aren't going to fly up your nose.
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