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Old 07-07-2014, 08:29 AM   #15961 (permalink)
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If you have a pocket knife, just widdle some up with sticks from your back yard, or the neighbors.

Wooden spoons turned backwards work too. Not well, but they work.
My experience with sticks has been fruitless, none of them were strong enough. I'll give the wooden spoons a whack though.
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Old 07-07-2014, 08:39 AM   #15962 (permalink)
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My experience with sticks has been fruitless, none of them were strong enough. I'll give the wooden spoons a whack though.
In a rare coincidence, I found this:

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Old 07-07-2014, 10:42 PM   #15963 (permalink)
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JESUS CHRIST THUNDER!!! HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!

Okay so I had my noise-canceling headphones on, listening to something and I swear to God, the LOUDEST clap of thunder I have ever heard just scared the bejesus out of me. I heard it with my fing headphones on. That was legitimately scary. I think the gods just smited someone I swear.
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Old 07-08-2014, 09:12 AM   #15964 (permalink)
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FAILED MY GODDAMN DRIVING TEST TODAY

Apparently I wasn't checking my blind spots before moving off...but I could see there was nothing I was going to crash into so what the hell's the problem?
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:20 AM   #15965 (permalink)
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Maybe you took too long doing it instead of doing it once.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:34 AM   #15966 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:39 AM   #15967 (permalink)
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Not too long ago i went to a job interview at a hospital, i bought brand new clothes just to look good on the frickin interview and when i got there i had to wait like 2 hrs while they interviewed other candidates and when it's finally my time the interviewer practically blew me off.
right away i knew i wasn't going to get hired, but not just me, everybody that they interviewed wasted their time cause it turns out that job went to the son of that lady who was interviewing everybody.

It bothers me a little they preach about equal opportunities in the work place but at the end it's not really about work ethic it's about who you know and how well connected you are..

you can be the best worker there is but if you're not well connected chances are they'll exploit you with minimal reward in contrast a mediocre worker who's well connected will probably climb up the ranks..

the main reason this bothers me it's cause i don't have friends in high places so i don't get the easy way in to a job.
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:55 AM   #15968 (permalink)
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I have the most unforgiving vertigo this morning.
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Old 07-08-2014, 03:37 PM   #15969 (permalink)
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I'm stuck with chewed up prescription shades until the 15th because the warranty on my old glasses only covers half... and I can't afford that til pay day. The prescription shades are completely covered... but they don't have them at the eye doctors so I can't get them replaced till they ship in next week. I'm seriously on some Harry Potter **** right now, my glasses are held together with tape and cotton balls.
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Old 07-08-2014, 04:02 PM   #15970 (permalink)
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