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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:50 AM   #19101 (permalink)
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I'm not sure you really grasp what "literally" means.
I just felt like correcting somebody's grammar, so I grasped at straws. Still got my fix.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:02 AM   #19102 (permalink)
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I'm not sure you really grasp what "literally" means.
^2X. He "literally" doesn't know what it means.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 04-11-2015, 09:39 AM   #19103 (permalink)
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I think what you bolded out in that sentence just proves that TH has in fact made a homemade bowl at some point in his life.
Pure coincidence, I assure you. I have never even smoked harmless tobacco...
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Old 04-11-2015, 01:17 PM   #19104 (permalink)
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I just found my baseball team's #1 catcher (and one of my best friends) broke his ankle and will miss the whole season.
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Old 04-11-2015, 01:34 PM   #19105 (permalink)
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I just found my baseball team's #1 catcher (and one of my best friends) broke his ankle and will miss the whole season.
Do you even need an ankle to be a baseball catcher?
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Old 04-11-2015, 02:28 PM   #19106 (permalink)
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Do you even need an ankle to be a baseball catcher?
Maybe not, but I bet it's hell hopping on the spot trying to catch!
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Old 04-11-2015, 02:35 PM   #19107 (permalink)
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Maybe not, but I bet it's hell hopping on the spot trying to catch!
Have you seen a baseball catcher? They could totally do their job sitting on their ass. Pet_Sounds, tell your friend to quit being such a goldbricking pussy.


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Looks to me like he'd need even more support from his ankles if he's gonna be crouching down like that...
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Looks to me like he'd need even more support from his ankles if he's gonna be crouching down like that...
The point is he doesn't need to kneel. He can sit down and do his job just as well.
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:43 PM   #19110 (permalink)
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You ever tried to hunker down with a sore ankle? He's not sitting down; all his weight is in fact on his feet and, guess what? His ankles.
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