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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 06-25-2015, 07:39 PM   #20011 (permalink)
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Why would you eat a book called Eat Pray Love without first being a housewife with no life?
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Old 06-25-2015, 08:02 PM   #20012 (permalink)
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Not as bad as agreeing to be a member of Chick Corea's band!
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Old 06-25-2015, 09:44 PM   #20013 (permalink)
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Why would you eat a book called Eat Pray Love without first being a housewife with no life?
Isn't that the target demographic for 50 Shades of Gray?
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Old 06-25-2015, 10:17 PM   #20014 (permalink)
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Isn't that the target demographic for 50 Shades of Gray?
People are eating erotica now? ****in a.
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Old 06-26-2015, 05:17 AM   #20015 (permalink)
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Not as bad as agreeing to be a member of Chick Corea's band!
What's wrong with being in Chick Corea's band?
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Old 06-26-2015, 05:31 AM   #20016 (permalink)
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I mean I get what they are trying to do and all but it's a little over the top cultish and seemingly unprofessional. I'd love to work with animals and wouldn't mind dedicating that much time and energy but don't make me adopt your belief system and interests. There are plenty of physical activities besides yoga that it just as good for your body and provide stress relief.
Now if the instructor was a tiger, well....
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Why would you eat a book? I mean *** DAD JOKE ALERT!! *** I've heard of Readers Digest but...
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Old 06-26-2015, 06:09 AM   #20017 (permalink)
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Why would you eat a book? I mean *** DAD JOKE ALERT!! *** I've heard of Readers Digest but...
6.5/10 on the Dad Joke scale. Probably the highest one has ever achieved.

Take a bow.
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Old 06-26-2015, 07:46 AM   #20018 (permalink)
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Heeey now, don't sell yourself short kiddo.^.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-26-2015, 07:55 AM   #20019 (permalink)
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Heeey now, don't sell yourself short kiddo.^.
Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete jumped out, so who's left?
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Old 06-26-2015, 07:56 AM   #20020 (permalink)
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