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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 07-26-2015, 08:34 PM   #20331 (permalink)
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fleep flippity flip flop flerp

I know the feeling.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-26-2015, 08:38 PM   #20332 (permalink)
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I know the feeling.
ever get so mad that you just flippity fleep and flerp flop flippin fleep flerp flippity flop?
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Old 07-26-2015, 09:09 PM   #20333 (permalink)
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Got splinters on my butt... Really didn't think it'd go through my pants.
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Old 07-26-2015, 09:21 PM   #20334 (permalink)
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Got splinters on my butt... Really didn't think it'd go through my pants.
Well that's what you get for using homemade dildos.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-26-2015, 09:29 PM   #20335 (permalink)
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Well that's what you get for using homemade dildos.
I'd like to know what kind of *****s is applied while keeping your pants on.

Edit: it's bleeped on me??
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Old 07-26-2015, 11:00 PM   #20336 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2015, 02:22 AM   #20337 (permalink)
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I LIVE IN HELLLLL..... I LOVE I. THE BASEMENTS


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WHAT DOES YOUR DREAMHOME LOOOK LIKE "?

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Old 07-27-2015, 02:36 AM   #20338 (permalink)
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Everyone's partying and I'm just sitting in a hotel hallway listening to people partying
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
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Old 07-27-2015, 02:40 AM   #20339 (permalink)
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Everyone's partying and I'm just sitting in a hotel hallway listening to people partying
#rockinthatrocknrolllifestyle.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 07-27-2015, 06:08 AM   #20340 (permalink)
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I'm absolutely ****ing furious! Some motherless **** of a **** bastard has hacked my credit card and stolen a ****load of money out of my account! ****ing scumbag bastard ****wad arsehole ****bags!!!!
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