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Lucem Ferre · 09-22-2015, 06:03 PM

Hey, I have an issue. I can't play the new Tech N9ne album from my Ipod when I hook it up to my Xbox. It plays all slow and stuff.

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Hey, I have an issue. I can't play the new Tech N9ne album from my Ipod when I hook it up to my Xbox. It plays all slow and stuff.

Quick solution: delete the Tech N9ne album.

That's two problems solved.

fiddler · 09-22-2015, 06:43 PM

So I was pretty sure that my friend was going to commit suicide, and when he told me how he was going to do it, I forced him to check in at the hospital to get help. And now I pretty much feel like a **** person.

**Frownland** · 09-22-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

So I was pretty sure that my friend was going to commit suicide, and when he told me how he was going to do it, I forced him to check in at the hospital to get help. And now I pretty much feel like a **** person.

**** = good?

fiddler · 09-22-2015, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

**** = good?

No. I feel like shit about the whole situation.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-22-2015, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You should just walk up to his desk, say, "This is my counter-argument to your thesis on modern musicians", and then drop your dick on the desk.

You know what, you're right. How did I not think of this?

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

You know what, you're right. How did I not think of this?

Not being me is an unfortunate but incurable disease.

**Frownland** · 09-22-2015, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

No. I feel like shit about the whole situation.

You shouldn't. Him telling you in the first place could be a cry for help. I've been in the same situation with three friends where I persuaded them to commit themselves or tell their families (which resulted in the first option) and all of them thanked me for it afterwards. They may be antagonistic towards you at the time, but in the long run you did a good thing.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-22-2015, 07:23 PM

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Not being me is an unfortunate but incurable disease.

Well I'm not sure how well the world would function if everyone was employed at Burger King and living with their mother, but you know, at least there'd be plenty of dick jokes.

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 08:01 PM

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Well I'm not sure how well the world would function if everyone was employed at Burger King and living with their mother, but you know, at least there'd be plenty of dick jokes.

There'd be no wars cause everyone would be too lazy to go through boot camp.

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09-22-2015, 06:43 PM	#20913 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	So I was pretty sure that my friend was going to commit suicide, and when he told me how he was going to do it, I forced him to check in at the hospital to get help. And now I pretty much feel like a **** person. __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

09-22-2015, 06:03 PM	#20911 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	Hey, I have an issue. I can't play the new Tech N9ne album from my Ipod when I hook it up to my Xbox. It plays all slow and stuff.