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Old 01-05-2017, 12:52 PM   #22891 (permalink)
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Sorry to hear that.



Her dad's in the army. I like my legs in one piece.
Has he seen combat? If so set off a pipe bomb next to the house and give him flashbacks. With any luck he'll strangle his wife in panic.
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Old 01-05-2017, 12:54 PM   #22892 (permalink)
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Yeeesh, brutal. Although I assume she's 16 as well? That doesn't excuse it of course but no one knows how to handle things like this at 16. The best advice I have is to really try to not take this as a personal failing on your part, or as indicative of your own worth as a person. It's easy to think regretfully and wonder what went wrong and how you might have done things differently, but try to keep that self-reflection productive, i.e. what did you learn that worked for you or didn't in this relationship, and how will those things show up in or help your next relationship? Being heartbroken sucks, and there's no easy fix, but the best way I've found to move forward is to take responsibility for your own happiness. Do the things that make you happy, practice the behaviors you want to see in yourself - don't rely on someone else to fulfill you or make you happy. Listen to all the sad songs today, get to know yourself better tomorrow.
What I'm getting from this is to recommit to masturbation.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-05-2017, 12:58 PM   #22893 (permalink)
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What I'm getting from this is to recommit to masturbation.
I mean, yeah, that's definitely part of it.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:03 PM   #22894 (permalink)
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So... how does one go about getting over a girl? Keep in mind I'm 16 and thus highly irrational.
Time.

You will look back on this, likely find someone else and wonder what you ever saw in her tbh.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:04 PM   #22895 (permalink)
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Or just be like accepting of the loss, don't let the emotional side control you or you will make mistakes (trust me you will), and watch porn. I know it sounds like a clichéd joke but seeing other woman naked does help a lot.
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First time I properly got my heart broken, I didn't wank for about three weeks.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:10 PM   #22897 (permalink)
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Heartbreak makes you stronger. Don't be like me and mope around. It does nothing good and I regret ever feeling bad about it because I've wasted so much time.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:12 PM   #22898 (permalink)
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Sheeiit man why does masturbation have to be tied to who you're dating or not? I haven't gone a day without for about a year now.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:13 PM   #22899 (permalink)
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a good cry wank can solve all your problems
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:13 PM   #22900 (permalink)
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Sheeiit man why does masturbation have to be tied to who you're dating or not? I haven't gone a day without for about a year now.
I'm pretty much here as well. I sometimes manage two in one day.
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