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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-17-2023, 11:48 AM   #24891 (permalink)
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You ever see that video of the chick throwing her puppy at guy?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-17-2023, 12:07 PM   #24892 (permalink)
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Yes. The way it yelped made it seem like it wasn’t it’s first time being yeeted like that
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Old 01-17-2023, 12:27 PM   #24893 (permalink)
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Woah, let's not get too crazy here. If it's Harvey Weinstein or a dog, I'm gonna save the dog.
Well yeah. I'm not saying you know the person is garbage, just that they could be. I mean, Saville or a ****ing horrible bluebottle, I'm going insect every time. I don't even care if it's a wasp or a maneating tiger (how come tigers never eat women? Must be the most sexually disciminating animals in creation).
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This is where things fall apart for me.
I've had a boatload of pets through the years.
Also have been around tons of people.

The answer may be cut and dry to you but no way it is with me.
Way too many people just flat out suck.
Not necessarily saying it is, just pointing out that if you look at it from most choice methods, humans win every time. Not that they often should but that's how it is.
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Yes. The way it yelped made it seem like it wasn’t it’s first time being yeeted like that
Yeeted?
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Old 01-17-2023, 12:37 PM   #24894 (permalink)
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Come on man it’s outdated slang at this point
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Old 01-17-2023, 01:02 PM   #24895 (permalink)
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Come on man it’s outdated slang at this point
It's first grade, Trollheart!

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Old 01-17-2023, 01:08 PM   #24896 (permalink)
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Hi, you probably don't know me but I'm Trollheart. I'm about as with it as a thing that has never been with it is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DlTexEXxLQ
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Old 01-17-2023, 01:10 PM   #24897 (permalink)
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Yeeted like, you know, yeet.
Like… “yeet!”
Like, “watch this - *yeets*”
Yeet, yeeted, yeets, yeeting.
Rest assured she yeeted the **** out of that lil puppy dawg.
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Old 01-17-2023, 01:12 PM   #24898 (permalink)
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As in your dad yeeted you from his balls and into your mom.
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Old 01-17-2023, 02:21 PM   #24899 (permalink)
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As in your dad yeeted you from his balls and into your mom.
How romantic!
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Old 01-17-2023, 02:23 PM   #24900 (permalink)
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As in [Merit] got yeeted off the forum.
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