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Spike*Spiegel · 09-30-2006, 05:02 PM

hey, i told you, im not that far south....

Merkaba · 09-30-2006, 06:16 PM

My left speaker just blew up...I'm so lost right now

h1384h · 10-03-2006, 03:26 PM

My father is a piece of ****.

Raine · 10-03-2006, 07:07 PM

My GPA dropped to a 3.2 and in other shcool related bitches there's this rumor circulating about me. I got wind of it today from some freshmen slut. My heart stopped beating for two seconds.

I love my cat but the responsibilities are numerous.

I forgot to pay the water bill and rushed to the bank to pay it because of my fair of having to wash my hair in the toilet. And yeah, I fell and scraped my knee rushing. It's either my fault because I wore a skirt or it's my fault cause I should've pid the bill on time anyway

Lesbian crime spree · 10-03-2006, 07:10 PM

maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed.

I wouldn't run anywhere for a while.

Raine · 10-03-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed.

God didn't push me down. I fell down.
And I'm not a lesbian. I'm a heterosexual female that can appreciate a hot chick when I see one. My only problem is I see them all the time.

and I do track and cross country. I have to run

Lesbian crime spree · 10-03-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

God didn't push me down. I fell down.

How can you be so sure. Maybe God has made you believe you fell.

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And I'm not a lesbian. I'm a heterosexual female that can appreciate a hot chick when I see one. My only problem is I see them all the time.

me too. they haunt my dreams, the shits.

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and I do track and cross country. I have to run

remember, God is waiting.

Raine · 10-03-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

How can you be so sure. Maybe God has made you believe you fell.

Then god really is a man. trying to keep us women down and oppressed.

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me too. they haunt my dreams, the shits.

the girls I dream about are the girls in ym bed.

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remember, God is waiting.

then I guess I should never feel lonely always having a man around

Lesbian crime spree · 10-03-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

Then god really is a man. trying to keep us women down and oppressed.

not quite. god is asexual. he has no sexual organs and as such is unaffected by sexuality. he sacraficed his bits so as we could play out our own lives, every righteous action and every error of judgement. that includes romps with cuddly woman, and that is punishable by one grazed knee.

Raine · 10-03-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

not quite. god is asexual. he has no sexual organs and as such is unaffected by sexuality. he sacraficed his bits so as we could play out our own lives, every righteous action and every error of judgement. that includes romps with cuddly woman, and that is punishable by one grazed knee.

being asexual doesn't mean he doens't have any sex organs.
but since Michael jackson's gender can't be determined. . . . . .

and since he sarcificed himself. . . . . I guess that means he gave his life which means he no longer exists.

And I live a life of sin. ask some of the other members here. They'll tell ya

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09-30-2006, 06:16 PM	#2422 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	My left speaker just blew up...I'm so lost right now __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

10-03-2006, 07:07 PM	#2424 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	My GPA dropped to a 3.2 and in other shcool related bitches there's this rumor circulating about me. I got wind of it today from some freshmen slut. My heart stopped beating for two seconds. I love my cat but the responsibilities are numerous. I forgot to pay the water bill and rushed to the bank to pay it because of my fair of having to wash my hair in the toilet. And yeah, I fell and scraped my knee rushing. It's either my fault because I wore a skirt or it's my fault cause I should've pid the bill on time anyway __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

10-03-2006, 07:10 PM	#2425 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed. I wouldn't run anywhere for a while. __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

09-30-2006, 05:02 PM	#2421 (permalink)
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10-03-2006, 03:26 PM	#2423 (permalink)
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