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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:23 PM   #4421 (permalink)
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After a lot of finger wagging, accusations and bad language, I was finally asked to leave the premises.
Thats my favourite part typical about the parcel isn't it?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:47 PM   #4422 (permalink)
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My father ordered a computer part that was put on his porch. The only draw back was it was raining. He had a hell of a time getting them to replace it. He even told them he wanted the guy that originally deliver it to deliver the replacement. He signed off on it with a bigg ass smile on his face,lol.
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Old 12-08-2009, 07:53 PM   #4423 (permalink)
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I got stung by a bumble bee before.
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Old 12-09-2009, 04:15 PM   #4424 (permalink)
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I got stung by a bumble bee before.
I've never been stung by a bee before, does it hurt?

Also, when I visited New Zealand, you guys have really giant bees. They are scary.
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Old 12-09-2009, 04:34 PM   #4425 (permalink)
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^ You guys have really giant spiders, that would terrify me to death.

Never been stung by a bee either
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Old 12-09-2009, 04:36 PM   #4426 (permalink)
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I got stung by a wasp one time.


But in all fairness, I was pokin it's nest with a stick.
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Old 12-09-2009, 05:59 PM   #4427 (permalink)
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I got stung by a wasp one time.


But in all fairness, I was pokin it's nest with a stick.
Hahaha I love you.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:14 PM   #4428 (permalink)
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Hahaha I love you.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:48 PM   #4429 (permalink)
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I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..

Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.

I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..

It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!

So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:53 PM   #4430 (permalink)
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In other news, I have a huge zit right on the end of my nose (just when I though I was past that stage of my life). Just in time for people to call me Rudolph. Love it.
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