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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
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Old 10-06-2010, 06:04 AM   #6411 (permalink)
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I get your point about the 50/50 business, though...but my view is that if a person decides to lift up the seat (which is certainly better than *not* doing so, assuming he is going to urinate), then why not have him put it down, too, so only his fingers get potentially contaminated with bacteria from the underside of the seat?
If this system were instituted I wouldn't lift the seat. Enjoy sitting in piss
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Old 10-06-2010, 07:58 AM   #6412 (permalink)
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Oh my goodness no, I would never actually *touch* a toilet seat to raise it. I use a toilet paper square barrier to prevent contact between said seat and my pristine fingers.

I get your point about the 50/50 business, though...but my view is that if a person decides to lift up the seat (which is certainly better than *not* doing so, assuming he is going to urinate), then why not have him put it down, too, so only his fingers get potentially contaminated with bacteria from the underside of the seat?

Because if a woman were to touch the underside of a seat while putting it down, then she should wash her hands after doing so to ensure she doesn't contaminate her toilet paper, which could contaminate her urethral opening while wiping. When a man puts the toilet seat down, this just makes sanitary handling of a toilet so much easier for women! And your future spouse will really appreciate this little bit of thoughtfulness. Trust me.


Hmm...it *looks* comfortable...but does it flush? I really prefer my cosy, comfy spot to be one where I can just let everything hang/dribble out, so to speak. I've got a comfy chair or two, and they're nice, but they just don't provide the same degree of relaxation to my "soul" as my toilet does!


I'll have you know that my vegan poop smells like flowers, Urban. Flowers, I say!

It is probably true, though, that new vegetarians produce more gas than long-term vegans such as myself. My gut fauna are used to beans and broccoli now, and I produce very little gas that could cause explosive poop propulsion. Maybe your sister just gave up too soon.

But you are onto something there with the consistency issue. Meat-eaters usually make big, hard logs, don't they (?), which probably cause waves rather than poop flecks in a toilet. Vegetarians, I have observed, make more of a soft-serve ice cream consistency (with more chance of splattering). Like this:



I don't *usually* make swirls in different colors, though.
bollocks, my poo never comes out like soft serve unless I've just taken my meds after I ate. (Cause they're technically an amphetamine sorta, so they make me poo). Mine is more solid but that might be cause I eat a lot of fiber.

Man this is now the Poop Box
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:46 AM   #6413 (permalink)
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Meat-eaters usually make big, hard logs, don't they (?)
Being an omnivore I wouldn't know
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Old 10-06-2010, 02:22 PM   #6414 (permalink)
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So apparently I left my laptop logged on and my dumbshit, unemployed brother was able to access it all day. According to the timings on last.fm, he was on my computer for 5 hours, which means he undoubtedly came across the excessive amounts of porn in my history, which I never clear because I'm the only one who uses this computer. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Old 10-06-2010, 02:46 PM   #6415 (permalink)
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How old is he? Why would he care? He probably just watched it himself and soiled your keyboard.
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Old 10-06-2010, 05:20 PM   #6416 (permalink)
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How old is he? Why would he care? He probably just watched it himself and soiled your keyboard.
That's not very comforting.
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Old 10-06-2010, 05:24 PM   #6417 (permalink)
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It's just awkward as shit. however I did find a breathalyzer in his car when he was 17 so we're even.
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Old 10-06-2010, 06:23 PM   #6418 (permalink)
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God damn state is auditing me for taxes. I filed for the first time in LA after being in the military for 6 years with a home of record in FL, which has no state income tax... and apparently these guys think I've been skipping out on filing taxes for the last 10 years.

Easy enough to rectify, I guess, as I have ass loads of proof on my behalf.. just annoying because now I have to go spend money to make copies of documents and snail mail all this crap and tomorrow was going to be a lazy day.
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Old 10-07-2010, 12:01 AM   #6419 (permalink)
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A (seemingly) good kid from school died last week. Today was his memorial, and I feel like **** for not feeling as bad as I probably should. Wish I did meet him though; from the way a friend described him, he seemed awesome.
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Old 10-07-2010, 12:03 AM   #6420 (permalink)
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As long as you're not relishing it, I don't think you should go out of your way to grieve if you didn't know 'em.
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