I fear,....
 

i'm becomming a wino,...


thank you
that is all

do you drink by yourself?

lol,...saddly, more often than not

haha, i did that a lot a few months ago. i usually drank mixed drinks of patron and x-rated.

..on weekdays. not a good idea.

but hey, we all have our phases. at least you aren't drinking hard liquor.

lol well,...
there is a jager machine in barn,...lol

i normally go through cycles,...i'll drink for a bit, and then maybe not for six months,.....it guess it just depends on whats goin on, ya know?

yeah, for sure.

so what's your favorite type of liquor?

mmmmm,..... if i'm really drinking, i want vodka,...titos if they have it,....
i know its kinda girly, but i really do love a good cosmo,....

if i just wanna get drunk and we are doin shots, its jager with or without redbull,.....

you?

patron, either way. i really like patron mixed with pineapple juice. DELISH

but patron is really expensive, so i drink bicardi most of the time.

patron makes me jump in the lake,...lol

the question is.. are you wearing any clothes? xD

it depends on how complicated my outfit is,...lol,...really,....

oh gawd i should not drink and post

meh

i meant when you jump into the lake.

lol i did too
sometimes i jump in sans clothes,..
and sometimes i cant figure out how to get them off,.....


true story,...
so i used to hang out at this bar at a marina on the lake,....back when i was drinkin everyday,...
and my friend tate and i were sittin there on the deck, watchin the band and drinkin margaritas,.....in our drunken state we decided we were lonely and needed a friend (no no this is not a penthouse letter)
so we devised a plan to catch these ducks that were swimming between the jetty and the boat dock,....
we got our bartender friend to give us the plastic tubeing off the coke machine, stripped down and jumped in the lake,...there we sat, under water, breathing through this tubeing, until we could get up under the ducks,.......we'd then grab em up and make our way to the bank

and that started that trend of naked duck hunting,....and its all because of patron

wow.. that's hilarious.

lol we thought it was

as long as keep doing stuff like that, you should be proud of your alcoholism. just kidding. i keep trying to think of anything even close to that and i just cant.

shoo, i had to stop drinkin like that,......i'm amazed we've never been jailed for it,....
that was the summer that i quit my job to be a lake bum,.....the only think i was worried about that summer was whos boat i was gonna nap on so i could stay up all night,....

there was one time me and my friends got drunk on everclear, and soon realized that it would be a great idea to go to this country music bar on the outskirts of town and steal beer from all the trucks out there. we'd been there for about five minutes before the security guard pulled his pistol on us and called the cops. the cops got there and before you knew it we were being accused of being gangmembers, and of stealing dozens of guns from some dude's truck a few weeks before that. it was awesome. we sarcastically claimed to be in a gang called the "blue dolphins" (in honor of the ecstasy pill), and me and my buddy travis were just insulting the main cop who was asking us questions.

they let us go after calling our parents. that's probably the most legendary drunken night i've ever had.. i think i was 17

joe, be nice to me and i might tell you about the time i stole the post office

.....will do. xd

I don't quite understand the attraction in drinking by yourself. But then again, I don't really like alcohol so I only use it as a social lubricant...

I've only drank once, and I almost threw up. Guess thats supposed to happen your first time?

lol well,....like a true alchie,...i use it so i dont have to think about stuff,....
or if i cant sleep,.....
or sometimes i just want a glass to help me wind down

You should switch to pot...;)

i cant switch to pot,...in fact, i had to switch from pot,....

pot makes me,......not wanna do anything but smoke pot,....which isnt exactly productive,......
and it makes me fat, because i want to sit and eat whole pies at a time

Well, say goodbye to your liver then...

absolutely.

being the vain woman that i am, i would much rather have a ravaged liver than a fat ass

:laughing: Touché...

I'm thoroughly betting on 'organ farms' once they get stem cell reproduction down. ;)

there really isnt to much wrong with being an alcoholic as long as your not the "sit down all day and drink a couple 30 racks" kinda
some of my friends are alcoholics and there great to hangout with,

i'd gladly trade your drinking problem for my depression

right,...

i'm not like that,...i normally just drink a bottle of wine or so a night,...which really isnt that bad, except for all the sugar it turns into,.....

and trust me, i'm alot more fun when i drink,.....or so i've been told

so your like the second sort of alchy i mentioned in there, the ones that are great fun

All girls are more fun when drunk ;)

mmmmmm not always,...i try not to get around my best friend while drunk,....she,.....she cries alot,.....

drunk girls entertaining are at the least

back this summer, amy, her brother, my friend seth and i decided to go see a friend's band up on lake ray hubbard,...they were playin at this bar on a marina, and instead of driving all the way home (about an hour and a ahalf away) we decided to camp,....

i'll never forget how drunk amy got,....she threw up on her brother before we could get back to the camp ground,......and then we though she had alchie posining, so i decided we didnt need to be in the tent,...the boys and i sobered up real fast and threw everything, includeing amy in the truck to make the treck back home,......
she woke up as we were pullin into the drive way, it was rainin like hell, and when we tried to get her outa the truck she started screaming 'how the **** did we get back to fairfield,....i was perfectly happy in my ****ing tent, i want to go ****ing camping'
and after standing in the rain for half an hour at day light tryin to get her to come in side and go to bed i finally just left her ass out there,....
i figured she'd come in when she got uncomfortable,.....

it wasnt funny at the time, but now when we are all together seth and i just look at each other and scream 'how the **** did we get back to fairfield'

See they are pretty entertaining i bet you weren't bored that whole time.

yeah drunk girls arent always the best me and this chick i used to hangout with got pretty smashed one night and it basically 4 hours of partying 4 hours of baby sitting and then she said she couldnt go home cuase her parents would kill her or something along those lines so we go to my house( my parents would get pretty pissed to i just got balls when it comes sneaking people in my hosue and drinking in my hosue) but then i have to sneak her in my house and then out in the morning

the whole expeience really just sucked

p.s. my house it a big open room with two bedrooms and a bathroom, and now imagine how hard it is to sneak a person out when both your parents are awake