ATTN: Apple Jacks (conformist, quote, history)

sleepy jack · 05-21-2008, 08:35 PM

Why don't you taste like apples?

15Steps · 05-21-2008, 08:36 PM

apples are too conformist

twinkeefactory · 05-21-2008, 08:38 PM

Same reason Fruit loops don't taste like fruit?

Honeycombs do, in fact, taste like honey though. As a side note, I've noted the absence of Honeycombs at my local grocery. Anyone else noticed this? Sure, there are lots of other cereals to eat that I enjoy...but what happened? Still waiting for Twinkee Puffs.

sleepy jack · 05-21-2008, 08:40 PM

We should plan an attack against cereal companies for false advertising.

simplephysics · 05-21-2008, 08:43 PM

You would have to go after every company in advertising history :/

twinkeefactory · 05-21-2008, 08:45 PM

Well, we should probably start now, eh? I'm in, I need a project anyway.

swim · 05-21-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill

Why don't you taste like apples?

To confuse little childern.

sleepy jack · 05-21-2008, 08:47 PM

The man is a clever bitch.

swim · 05-21-2008, 08:49 PM

Its an apple industry ploy.

sleepy jack · 05-21-2008, 08:55 PM

I'm going to boycott the apple industry, EAT GRAPES!

05-21-2008, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-21-2008, 08:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
twinkeefactory Groupie Join Date: May 2008 Location: somewhere between the edge of the world and tomorrow Posts: 23	Same reason Fruit loops don't taste like fruit? Honeycombs do, in fact, taste like honey though. As a side note, I've noted the absence of Honeycombs at my local grocery. Anyone else noticed this? Sure, there are lots of other cereals to eat that I enjoy...but what happened? Still waiting for Twinkee Puffs. __________________ Damn that Chuck Norris. He's ruining it for twinkies everywhere. [SIGPIC]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H-A6zRK1KgQcnM:http://generallyawesome.com/photos/t...eets-chuck.jpg[/SIGPIC]

05-21-2008, 08:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
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05-21-2008, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
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