gotta love the radical christians
 

**found in a christian news letter**

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, andviolence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic, I'm dead', 'woe is me', 'I'm a goth'.
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

are you seriouse i do about 2/3 of these things it dosnt need i need medical or mentatl attention. i think that all churches are scary as hell. i dont really belive anything they talk about.

The best one by far.

im sorry but this thread is retarted

its alot better than most threads on this board.

no its not. (just my opinion)

i think it is. it made me laugh at least

This is great. It made me laugh so much when i read it. As I believe God and everything I think it is really extreme, like frequently wears black clothing and wears black nail polish leading children in ways of the devil.What a load of ****. what christian newsletter was this!?

Surely these two are linked for EVERY teenager? And if not, then why not dammit?

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

god forbid we try to expand our knowledge of the world. and I have no clue what newslestter this is from, but it is perfectly authentic, and funny as hell.

heehee, thats heaps funny, were did you get it from jibber? Im with Han in this, its quite extreme. I dont see or hear anything like this at my church.

oh ya, I know that probably 99.99999% of christians think this is rediculous along with the rest of us. someone posted it on a skiing forum.

I would've thought that one would be a pretty big give away myself.

wow.....that's all i can say besides the fact that i laughed while reading this......lets see.....6 of those things pertain to me........haha i guess i'm goth....lol.......wow......dude some churches just plain out have serious issues........count chocula......funny

the christians are pretty much a cult themselves

I dunno this one is pretty good too...I know the last time i masturbated I was like.."Im gunna kill myself after I have a satanic ritual with myself"

This is news to me. All ***s are goths? Or is it all goths are ***?

true.....

well to clear it up, you need at least 5 things on the list to be goth, apparently. so if you're ***, but don't have 4 other things on the list, you're not goth. but yes, this list provides for endless sarcastic comments.

well, I'm going up to my room now, to converse with satanic spirits, hopefully the devil if he's available, i dunno, he might be busy watching the election.

Some might say he's busy winning it.

:)

or losing it......j/k....really i don't get into politics, so i don't care who wins.......

^ how is that possible....

it's possible because it is......look i find politics one of the most boring things on the planet. don't get me wrong, i think that you should go out vote, but i just don't like politics. plain and simple.

ya but still, I mean this election more than ever is one where people should at least care who gets elected, think about all that's on the line, i'm not saying that you have to find politics interesting, i do, but I know a lot of people don't, so that's nothing out of the ordinary.

bush one................. im moving to Europe. Politics suck. the US is going down.

Yes I should care, but it's kinda hard when both of them are cronic liars. Have fun in Europe Jessica.......or hell which ever you reach first with your report card goping home on Monday. Oh My God your parents beat you! That was just wierd and I still want to know how they came up with that.

going*

^ there is such a thing as e-mail, or if you're feeling really adventerous, the phone. that way you won't have to leave private messages on the boards. I've asked you once, now you really have to stop. use the private messaging system if you really feel you have to use MB to talk to your friends.

fine, gees don't get so angry about it. i'm not the only one on here that does it.

so I was looking at really old threads, just out of nostalgia, and came upon this one. It made me laugh re-reading it, so i thought i'd bump it.

Is it possible to be a goth and not know it? I qualify with a lot of those things on the list!

hahaha, yeah i just re-read it, and I think i ticked off about 20-25 on that list. apparently i'm a hardcore goth.

No i think they have a point, only those sick goth kids masturbate.

hehe i didnt know this thread existed. funny stuff.

Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

It's one or the other people!

:rofl: Agreed. I was going to quote that one too.

hehe i counted half of them that my mother does, and 26 for me :D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This brightened up my whole day LMFAO ROFL!!! Oh my God...I'm laughing my ass off here....This is so....HAHAHAH.I do every single thing on this list and I don't worship Satan...wow. LMAO..hahahha