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Old 07-22-2008, 06:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Embarassing altercations with the opposite sex

so once I was at this party and some slag sat on my face, it was pitch black and instead of licking her ladybits I had a good ol' slobber all over her arse cheek.

and another time i was awoken by some girl i was seeing sucking my feller, and just as i woke up so did my male friend who was sleeping next to me...

and i was on holiday with the same male friend a year after and i'd taken this american bird back to our room and gave her a good seeing to, but me mates mom was trying to find us so had gone to reception and got herself a key to our room... she opened the door, but the girl had jumped to the side of the bed just in time. so i was there, with my feller standing to attention, and me mates mom had walked in. Therefore it looked like I was having a bit of alone time to myself.



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Old 07-23-2008, 04:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You manslag...

I think the most embarassing things to come out of my exploits are my scars. I have some pretty bad scars on my back which have been there for nearly 2 years and another in an unmentionable place. That was a bad time for me
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