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http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7641/fixedfx9.jpg

^I'm sorry, but all I can focus on in that picture is that whoever made it placed a comma in the caption where there is absolutely no need for it.

No sex until you can make a decent cup of coffee, bitch.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/abuse.jpg

When's the only time a woman should be on top?
When the kitchen's on the second floor.

I like it when they're on top :(

maybe surell likes the starfishes.

I sure hope not...nobody likes a starfish. Ack.

Well, you know me.

s;D

Is that where they just lay there with their arms and legs extended?

The starfish is where you get stung if you put your foot on the wet bit apparently.