Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Hahahahah

This thread is so good.

Girls:

If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...

He's just not very good at predictive text.

My girlfriend said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.

So now the bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she sleeps on the couch.

^lol. Thats horrible.

Okay I've got a few to make up for my feminist rant earlier.

Why do women get married in white?



So they match the kitchen appliances!



What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?



Made the chain too long.



Why did the woman cross the road?



Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

two of those have been said already

Damn.

good one Google.

Rofl ! :D

My wife was bothering me to take her somewhere expensive













































so I brought her with me to get gas

I'm waiting for Raine to come along & ask MJ how he managed to get hold of an avatar of her.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....y_EVIL.psd.jpg


I was having a crappy week, and then I saw this....

Laughing for 10 straight minutes can do alot of good. :laughing:

a truck driver hit a woman on his way to work,
who's fault is it?





the truck driver's, for driving into the kitchen.

awesomness wrapped up in with a caption.. brilliant!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

actual advertisement:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...36628_5762.jpg

There are heaps of sexist advertisements from the 40s/50s/even 60s.
Some of them are quite hilarious.

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vinta..._sexist_ad.jpg

I see your sexist ad and raise you with this:

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k2.../sexist_ad.jpg

Haha.

& another...

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/c..._sexist_ad.jpg

*still laughing 10 minutes later*

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vinta...vintage_ad.jpg

y'all think that shiiit's funny,.....but i believe women's lib ruined the country

That is not true!
I dig chicks with used stockings too!

:bonkhead:

That was awesome.

well, you can go back to cooking and cleaning and being nothing but a cook and a maid (oh, and a sex object of course) I'll keep enjoying being thought of as an equal and taken seriously.

Hahahahahaha!

Haha. Not me. Fuck diamonds. Get me a new guitar or something.

:rofl:

Now, tell me why Ive never had this luck.

Right. When one advertises that they're about to blow on another's face, the reaction is often disagreeable.

^no no, they don't tell you to advertise it, just surprise her! she'll like it.

This is awesome.


Anyway,

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Slap her.

What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, she has already been told twice.

What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They're both either in your wallet or on your d1ck.

How do you piss off a female archeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.

Might have already been told:
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.