lol this is great.

That's hilarious.

I found myself offended by too few of these to make a comment about it.

Most of them were really funny.

I laughed outloud at the one I quoted.

Aha.

this is the best joke i've heard so far in this whole thread.

that youtube post is fantastic find! lol

The answer to that question is still no.

Of course not, she'll damage her pretty red nails.

http://images.despair.com/products/d.../delusions.jpg

haha, i feel ya.
but ya know, the funniest thing about this is that being a feminist really just means- in support of equal rights for women. so a man or woman can be a feminist. kudos to u for representin, but be careful how u throw the feminist word around- it can deepen the trenches of stereotype

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Why do women often go to the toilet in pairs?

Because then, one can squeeze the head of the other one sitting on the toilet.

Ahaha!

BUMP
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^I'm sorry, but all I can focus on in that picture is that whoever made it placed a comma in the caption where there is absolutely no need for it.

No sex until you can make a decent cup of coffee, bitch.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/abuse.jpg

When's the only time a woman should be on top?
When the kitchen's on the second floor.

I like it when they're on top :(

maybe surell likes the starfishes.

I sure hope not...nobody likes a starfish. Ack.

Well, you know me.

s;D

Is that where they just lay there with their arms and legs extended?

The starfish is where you get stung if you put your foot on the wet bit apparently.

A woman is standing in front of a mirror and says to her husband, "Honey, I feel fat give me a compliment." And he says..."Bitch, u got perfect vision."

Old joke;

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?


Give the bitch a shovel!

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues, slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."

That last one is funny. =P

Why do women go to the toilet in pairs?

.. One sits down on the loo, then the other one squeezes her head.

HAHAHA. I've heard that before.

But for some reason it was funnier this time. =P