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Astronomer 11-19-2008 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WaspStar (Post 548541)

lol this is great.

Arya Stark 11-19-2008 07:52 PM

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Why did the woman cross the road ?
The answer isn't important here.
What is important is why wasn't she at home in the kitchen ?
That's hilarious.

I found myself offended by too few of these to make a comment about it.

Most of them were really funny.

I laughed outloud at the one I quoted.

Aha.

anticipation 11-20-2008 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jibber (Post 547907)
I'll keep enjoying being thought of as an equal and taken seriously.

this is the best joke i've heard so far in this whole thread.

thomasbreaker 11-20-2008 08:36 AM

that youtube post is fantastic find! lol

Piss Me Off 11-20-2008 09:15 AM

http://madeyoulook.erase-her.net/wp-...woman-open.jpg

Laces Out Dan! 11-20-2008 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off (Post 548834)

The answer to that question is still no.

Astronomer 11-20-2008 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off (Post 548834)

Of course not, she'll damage her pretty red nails.

WaspStar 11-21-2008 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jibber (Post 547907)
well, you can go back to cooking and cleaning and being nothing but a cook and a maid (oh, and a sex object of course) I'll keep enjoying being thought of as an equal and taken seriously.


http://images.despair.com/products/d.../delusions.jpg

TEISAe 11-21-2008 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by shiseido_red (Post 542451)
:soapbox:

I am the craziest feminista you will EVER encounter, and this kind of stuff makes me fume

haha, i feel ya.
but ya know, the funniest thing about this is that being a feminist really just means- in support of equal rights for women. so a man or woman can be a feminist. kudos to u for representin, but be careful how u throw the feminist word around- it can deepen the trenches of stereotype

T

Guybrush 11-24-2008 07:35 AM

Why do women often go to the toilet in pairs?

Because then, one can squeeze the head of the other one sitting on the toilet.

Ahaha!

FaSho 01-17-2009 10:24 PM

BUMP
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7641/fixedfx9.jpg

jibber 01-17-2009 10:56 PM

^I'm sorry, but all I can focus on in that picture is that whoever made it placed a comma in the caption where there is absolutely no need for it.

boo boo 01-19-2009 01:41 PM



No sex until you can make a decent cup of coffee, bitch.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/abuse.jpg

Surell 01-19-2009 06:40 PM

When's the only time a woman should be on top?
When the kitchen's on the second floor.

Laces Out Dan! 01-19-2009 08:07 PM

I like it when they're on top :(

jibber 01-19-2009 08:14 PM

maybe surell likes the starfishes.

Laces Out Dan! 01-19-2009 08:18 PM

I sure hope not...nobody likes a starfish. Ack.

Surell 01-19-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jibber (Post 581745)
maybe surell likes the starfishes.

Well, you know me.

s;D

Farfisa 01-20-2009 06:32 AM

Is that where they just lay there with their arms and legs extended?

jackhammer 01-20-2009 07:03 AM

The starfish is where you get stung if you put your foot on the wet bit apparently.

kthedrummer 01-20-2009 08:02 AM

A woman is standing in front of a mirror and says to her husband, "Honey, I feel fat give me a compliment." And he says..."Bitch, u got perfect vision."

right-track 01-20-2009 11:08 AM

Old joke;

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?


Give the bitch a shovel!

NSW 01-20-2009 12:17 PM

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues, slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."

Arya Stark 01-21-2009 09:32 AM

That last one is funny. =P

Guybrush 01-21-2009 11:14 AM

Why do women go to the toilet in pairs?

.. One sits down on the loo, then the other one squeezes her head.

Arya Stark 01-21-2009 01:39 PM

HAHAHA. I've heard that before.

But for some reason it was funnier this time. =P


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