WWWP

Hahahahahaha!

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Astronomer

Haha. Not me. Fuck diamonds. Get me a new guitar or something.

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jibber

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

WWWP

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Laces Out Dan!

Now, tell me why Ive never had this luck.

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Roygbiv

Right. When one advertises that they're about to blow on another's face, the reaction is often disagreeable.

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jibber

^no no, they don't tell you to advertise it, just surprise her! she'll like it.

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

Alfred

This is awesome.


Anyway,

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Slap her.

What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, she has already been told twice.

What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They're both either in your wallet or on your d1ck.

How do you piss off a female archeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.

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FaSho

Might have already been told:
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

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WaspStar

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"This sure doesn't look like 'Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness!'"