Steps to Making an Effective Exit from MusicBanter (members, Hang)

lucifer_sam · 11-22-2008, 10:37 AM

Steps to Making an Effective Exit from MusicBanter

1. Insult other members profusely. After all, the entire community must be the assholes, not yourself.

2. Try to justify your intolerance by some petty excuse. Drug addictions and personality problems are usually good ones, but feel free to decide what ails you so much. We really do care.

3. Make personal (and collective) threats against members of MusicBanter. After all, where's the incentive to ban someone if he doesn't actually offer a reason why he can't be allowed to stay?

4. Remain angry all the while, even as people playfully joke with you. They're not your friends. They were assholes before, and they're assholes now. You can't change that, so just keep attacking them.

5. Sit back and watch people laugh at you.

FaSho · 11-22-2008, 10:48 AM

Follow these steps well enough and you might even be mentioned in the MB Awards for "Worst Contributor", and if you're lucky "Funnies tPoster" or "Best Thread" for your resignation thread!

khfreek · 11-22-2008, 11:39 AM

Don't forget:

6. Come back a month later, post 30 more times, then start over at step 1.

DearJenny · 11-22-2008, 11:41 AM

This is all true.

As far as excuses go, its typically horrible music taste(I came here to discuss music and this is the kind of music I like! blah blah blah)...or crack addiction.

11-22-2008, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	Steps to Making an Effective Exit from MusicBanter Steps to Making an Effective Exit from MusicBanter 1. Insult other members profusely. After all, the entire community must be the assholes, not yourself. 2. Try to justify your intolerance by some petty excuse. Drug addictions and personality problems are usually good ones, but feel free to decide what ails you so much. We really do care. 3. Make personal (and collective) threats against members of MusicBanter. After all, where's the incentive to ban someone if he doesn't actually offer a reason why he can't be allowed to stay? 4. Remain angry all the while, even as people playfully joke with you. They're not your friends. They were assholes before, and they're assholes now. You can't change that, so just keep attacking them. 5. Sit back and watch people laugh at you. __________________ first.am

11-22-2008, 11:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	Don't forget: 6. Come back a month later, post 30 more times, then start over at step 1. __________________ last.fm

11-22-2008, 11:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	This is all true. As far as excuses go, its typically horrible music taste(I came here to discuss music and this is the kind of music I like! blah blah blah)...or crack addiction. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.