scrape my window b*tch (quote)

FaSho · 12-20-2008, 06:24 PM

The slavery crack took this hilariously too far.

sleepy jack · 12-21-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

I TAKE THE INTERNET VERY VERY VERY SRRSLYY

high five

savannah · 12-21-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
^ Well, it'd be nice if this country still allowed slavery, too. I'm sure someone from Texas can relate to that idea. (Too mean? Probably. I'll take that back) Also, if you're CAPABLE of doing it, then do it and shut the fuck up. Was bitching about it really worth now that there are two (or is it three) threads mocking you?
Just as a question, do you realize how shallow you sound?

sugar, i hope no one ever does anything nice for you, that way you never appear shallow

jackhammer · 12-21-2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by savannah

i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)

Sounds perfect to me. Although I do the Ironing in our house. I love it. Perfect way to zone out.

savannah · 12-21-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Sounds perfect to me. Although I do the Ironing in our house. I love it. Perfect way to zone out.

uhhhhh MEEE TOOOOO,....youd have to wrestle me for the iron

jackhammer · 12-21-2008, 12:00 PM

An hour each then lol

savannah · 12-21-2008, 12:01 PM

how accomidatein,.......deal,....but you'd still have to crank my car when its cold,.....

jackhammer · 12-21-2008, 12:03 PM

As long as there is a hot meal ready when I get back in

savannah · 12-21-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

As long as there is a hot meal ready when I get back in

i gottcha covered

jackhammer · 12-21-2008, 12:12 PM

What are you cooking then?

12-21-2008, 12:00 PM	#26 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	An hour each then lol __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	how accomidatein,.......deal,....but you'd still have to crank my car when its cold,..... __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

12-21-2008, 12:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	As long as there is a hot meal ready when I get back in __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-21-2008, 12:12 PM	#30 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	What are you cooking then? __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”