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Old 12-20-2008, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)

I hate Texas, mainly because I live in Texas.
Though sometimes I really love Texas, like right now.

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Old 12-20-2008, 03:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
Sounds perfect to me. Although I do the Ironing in our house. I love it. Perfect way to zone out.
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds perfect to me. Although I do the Ironing in our house. I love it. Perfect way to zone out.

uhhhhh MEEE TOOOOO,....youd have to wrestle me for the iron
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i look at it like this,.....

i'm a girl,....it is genetically bred into me to want to take care of you,....i will wash your clothes, cook your supper, make your bed, keep your house clean, and other things, as long as you check my oil,....crank my car when its cold, let me watch movies with my head in your lap, take out the trash, and fix things

( and for the record,....i'm capable of doin all this on my own,...and have,....it would just be nice to have a boy do it for me)
There's a secret catch here I'm missing, You hiding a penis under that skirt?
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Old 01-17-2009, 07:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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There's a secret catch here I'm missing, You hiding a penis under that skirt?

no,..but wouldnt that make for a great story
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