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Old 12-22-2008, 12:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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you can polish your furniture with beer
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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When subjected to an electric current of at least 50 volts, a cat's tail always points toward the north.
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol.
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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A mix of two parts Coca-Cola and one part tuna fish juice is a tasty and refreshing beverage.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Coca-Cola was the favoured drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Coca-Cola was the favoured drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
Interestingly enough, Ramses II is credited with what is widely considered the world's first hot dog.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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the king ranch, in texas, is larger than the state of rhode island
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:15 AM   #20 (permalink)
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the king ranch, in texas, is larger than the state of rhode island
So is my living room.
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