Thats probably what every fat person tells them self to get rid of the guilt.

It's why I drink Diet Coke with my donuts!!

I'm aware that I could easily be obese if I had a crappy metabolism, because I'm not all that active.

The only time it really bothers me is when people try to pass the blame, case in point the idiots who sued McDonalds.

This includes blaming it on your metabolism. I don't care how ****ty your metabolism is, if you expend more energy than you eat, you have to lose weight.

it's called the "Luther Burger".

Is it bad that i'm hungry now?

I guess I don't feel so bad about being a little underweight now. I do get alot of shit for being skinny, fuck it's not my fault.

That grilled cheese burger would look delicious if there was less meat...

That's awesome, I'm gonna go make one now. Maybe I'll add some bacon...

Eww. The meat is undercooked...

put some bacon bits in with the grilled cheese sandwiches, then some bacon on the burger. got yourself a grilled-bacon-cheese-sandwich bacon burger.