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WolfAtTheDoor 01-23-2009 10:56 AM

3: People On The Internet

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 583402)
Cool another "Things I hate Thread...." I was just thinking we need more.

You're on the internet. I'm on the internet. Why don't we just share the internet, internet fascist.

sweet_nothing 01-23-2009 03:11 PM

Yes lets share, so let me post my opinions too.

Farfisa 01-24-2009 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 583823)
Yes lets share, so let me post my opinions too.

Sharing is caring.

WolfAtTheDoor 01-24-2009 11:41 AM

4: James ****ing Corden


Now, I don't necessarily hate James Corden. He seems like a nice and likeable fella and whatever, and Gavin and Stacey was quite good. However, he's just EVERYWHERE. I turn on Nevermind The Buzz****s, he's there, glance towards x factor, there again, comedy awards - up on the stage accepting an award, film awards, accepting keira knightleys award, big quiz of the year, there he is again. Now he's very lovely and round but he's just not funny enough to warrant this amount of air time. At best he is an above average comedian who has quite a silly laugh.

I don't hate you, James

but chill out for a bit.

WolfAtTheDoor 01-24-2009 11:51 AM

5: Unnecessary Doors

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...lving_Door.jpg

There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant.

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.

Janszoon 01-24-2009 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 584179)
I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

...

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off.

Oh my god, are you Mr. Magoo? :rofl:

WolfAtTheDoor 01-24-2009 12:43 PM

I've seen so many other students battered by those swinging doors, though. It's the most hilarious thing ever when you're not on the receiving end - it's a double edged sword

gunnels 01-24-2009 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 584179)
5: Unnecessary Doors

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...lving_Door.jpg

There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant.

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.

To this day, one of my favorite things to do is to hit the little handicap button while people are in those revolving doors.
It slows the doors down, and smacks them in their face. :)

Molecules 01-24-2009 01:54 PM

good stuff, i particularly like the thinly-veiled british xenophobia (we do it so well don't we) and the Alexa chung moan. She's sh*t, and she goes out with the skinny schoolboy from Arctic Moon-kehs. Like we really needed a 'scene' Simon Amstell.
Brilliant.
I am all for London suicide bombings as long as they all take place in or around the Old Blue Last.

And while we're on a hatred vibe (again), James Corden should be shot. NOT FUNNY.
His co-star in the unequivocally average Gavin & Stacey is in Saxondale however, which is the best British comedy for years.

Now back to the music

mr. goth glam 01-25-2009 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 584244)
To this day, one of my favorite things to do is to hit the little handicap button while people are in those revolving doors.
It slows the doors down, and smacks them in their face. :)

That does tend to bring the sunshine into my black, nicotine-battered heart.


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