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TheBig3 01-23-2009 11:52 AM

Maybe I do love the Brits
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/wo...tone.html?_r=1

Piss Me Off 01-23-2009 11:57 AM

Places just don't get better names than Wetwang.

Janszoon 01-23-2009 11:58 AM

LOL. I need to take another trip over there.

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Originally Posted by from the article
Mr. Bailey, who grew up on Tumbledown Dick Road in Oxfordshire...

This is funny. There's also a Tumbledown Dick Road in New Hampshire.

Janszoon 01-23-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piss Me Off (Post 583707)
Places just don't get better names than Wetwang.

I'm pretty fond of Slutshole Lane myself.

Akira 01-23-2009 12:20 PM

Whilst traveling through Bolton I spied a Horny**** Road.

WetWang is great and not too far from me.

Belchford is close too

Janszoon 01-23-2009 12:30 PM

I don't know if they quite stack up but there are some pretty funny ones over here too. In my home state of Massachusetts there's a place called Gay Head, for example.

And then, of course, there's Intercourse Pennsylvania.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-23-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 583734)

And then, of course, there's Intercourse Pennsylvania.

Passed though there once.

It's like an entire town of gift shops selling memorabilia of the name of the town , and nothing else.

Janszoon 01-23-2009 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 583736)
Passed though there once.

It's like an entire town of gift shops selling memorabilia of the name of the town , and nothing else.

LOL. I've never even been there and I lived in Pennsylvania for three years.

TheBig3 01-23-2009 12:48 PM

It figures that of all the posters here, Urban is the sole soul to travel through.

jackhammer 01-23-2009 12:51 PM

The thread title infers that maybe you don't love the Brits? ;)

TheBig3 01-23-2009 12:53 PM

Do I love anyone?

Janszoon 01-23-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 583757)
Do I love anyone?

You love me, don't you?

jackhammer 01-23-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 583757)
Do I love anyone?

Yeah. Your just a pussycat under all that rhetoric :D

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 01:42 PM

Even god doesn't love the brits; they're pasty and always look like their "nan" just died.

TheBig3 01-23-2009 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 583759)
You love me, don't you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 583761)
Yeah. Your just a pussycat under all that rhetoric :D

Regrettibly, i've fallen out of love my friends. And this time I just gre disinterested. The passion, the fire, the heartbeat is gone.

jackhammer 01-23-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583782)
Even god doesn't love the brits; they're pasty and always look like their "nan" just died.

If you dont believe in God then who gives a toss if he hates our pasty white asses :D..and my nans are dead :(

TheBig3 01-23-2009 03:39 PM

lawl, maybe I was wrong about this place.

right-track 01-23-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583782)
Even god doesn't love the brits; they're pasty and always look like their "nan" just died.

Impossible!
Everybody knows that God is an Englishman.

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 03:57 PM

Nah he's an American. He blesses us with manifest destiny and hummers.

swim 01-23-2009 04:00 PM

and fried twinkies

jackhammer 01-23-2009 04:03 PM

Is'nt all American food fried?

right-track 01-23-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583884)
Nah he's an American.

You lost God when you signed your souls to the devil.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/histor...dependence.jpg

Molecules 01-23-2009 04:14 PM

at least we don't pilfer our place names from around the world :D

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 583889)
You lost God when you signed your souls to the devil.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/histor...dependence.jpg

Truth be told, the reason we did that and dumped all your tea in the harbor was because of your awful accents. God understands.

Molecules 01-23-2009 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583897)
Truth be told, the reason we did that and dumped all your tea in the harbor was because of your awful accents. God understands.

do you know what I remember hearing more than anything else on a family holiday driving down (and back up again) the east coast when I was a kid?
'Oh my gawd I just love you're accent! Are you from Scotland?!'

Everywhere. But then again most of them were waitresses and gas station attendants...

right-track 01-23-2009 04:28 PM

We sent our criminals to Australia.
Our racists to South Africa.
Guess what America...


Molecules 01-23-2009 04:30 PM

^^seen this before. It can't be for real surely?

jackhammer 01-23-2009 04:32 PM

Fuckin hell.....

Alfred 01-23-2009 04:33 PM

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Canada_flag.gif

right-track 01-23-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 583907)
Fuckin hell.....

Indeed.

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 04:58 PM

And yet somehow you still lost the revolution.

Molecules 01-23-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583937)
And yet somehow you still lost the revolution.

lol. so it's come to this at last...

right-track 01-23-2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583937)
And yet somehow you still lost the revolution.

All part of the plan ethan...all part of the plan.

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 05:11 PM

I can't win this can't I? ):

right-track 01-23-2009 05:19 PM

For Big3.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/...b31710.jpg?v=0

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1353/...5ee660.jpg?v=0

swim 01-23-2009 05:35 PM

that place must stink

jackhammer 01-23-2009 05:42 PM

Its stinks of Terton. A deadly chemical made by Village people in England.

Molecules 01-23-2009 05:46 PM

''****terton near Bere Regis, Dorset (SY 840 949). According to ERN, the name is probably derived from a river called ****er `... a brook used as a privy'. ERN mentions other streams called ****ebrok and ****ebroke in the 14th and 15th centuries. ''

sleepy jack 01-23-2009 05:50 PM

**** you say?

Janszoon 01-23-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 583884)
Nah he's an American. He blesses us with manifest destiny and hummers.

Yeah, god gives great head.


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