How does one become a mod?? (single, u2, discography, cover)

Yukon Cornelius · 01-26-2009, 06:52 PM

Do they have tryouts or something???

swim · 01-26-2009, 06:55 PM

you're obnoxious

Yukon Cornelius · 01-26-2009, 06:59 PM

why??

Yukon Cornelius · 01-26-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swim

you're obnoxious

Double X · 01-26-2009, 07:03 PM

by not posting threads like this?

lucifer_sam · 01-26-2009, 07:04 PM

posting more stuff in real threads

and it helps if you're not here for self-promotion

Yukon Cornelius · 01-26-2009, 07:10 PM

Whats the big deal with you ppl?? I ask for input and you give me none? Does it offend you if i ask my fellow music listeners for an opinion ??? Also i ask how to do something and all i get are smart @#$ comments continued by worrying about how much better your point is than that of the persons above you... Is this what the music community has come to?? A bunch over over analytical yahoos ? Come on rather than trying to be better than everyone why dont you try to help...

lucifer_sam · 01-26-2009, 07:16 PM

it also helps if you have a sense of humor

Yukon Cornelius · 01-26-2009, 07:25 PM

i was being funny???

Terrible Lizard · 01-26-2009, 07:34 PM

To become a mod takes discipline, street smarts, and the entire discography of Tom Waits, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and probably The Descendents just to be safe.

They're several tests you have to undertake as well such as....

1. Balancing a brick on your head while singing a Topographic Oceans song backwards.

2. Wrestling a orangutan while dressed in a corselette.

3. Leaping over a man in a bear suit in a single bound.

4. Repainting Night Hawks in crayon on Gene Siskel's Coffin.

5. Punting a opossum into FaSHo's bedroom.

6. Doing the same thing to FaSHo a week later except the opossum in covered in pudding.

7. Shaving Anteater while he sleeps, then putting a grouper in his boxers.

8.Throwing a rotting haggis at Bono during a U2 concert.

9. Shooting the buffalo on Captain Caveman's avatar.

10. Tatooing a picture of Les Claypool on Urban's face.

That's what it takes to be a great mod my son. *heroic pose*

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01-26-2009, 07:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Yukon Cornelius Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 625	Whats the big deal with you ppl?? I ask for input and you give me none? Does it offend you if i ask my fellow music listeners for an opinion ??? Also i ask how to do something and all i get are smart @#$ comments continued by worrying about how much better your point is than that of the persons above you... Is this what the music community has come to?? A bunch over over analytical yahoos ? Come on rather than trying to be better than everyone why dont you try to help... __________________ Attempting to find a cure for Stupid...

01-26-2009, 07:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	by not posting threads like this?

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lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	it also helps if you have a sense of humor __________________ first.am

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Yukon Cornelius Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 625	i was being funny??? __________________ Attempting to find a cure for Stupid...

01-26-2009, 07:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	To become a mod takes discipline, street smarts, and the entire discography of Tom Waits, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and probably The Descendents just to be safe. They're several tests you have to undertake as well such as.... 1. Balancing a brick on your head while singing a Topographic Oceans song backwards. 2. Wrestling a orangutan while dressed in a corselette. 3. Leaping over a man in a bear suit in a single bound. 4. Repainting Night Hawks in crayon on Gene Siskel's Coffin. 5. Punting a opossum into FaSHo's bedroom. 6. Doing the same thing to FaSHo a week later except the opossum in covered in pudding. 7. Shaving Anteater while he sleeps, then putting a grouper in his boxers. 8.Throwing a rotting haggis at Bono during a U2 concert. 9. Shooting the buffalo on Captain Caveman's avatar. 10. Tatooing a picture of Les Claypool on Urban's face. That's what it takes to be a great mod my son. heroic pose __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn