insults
 

lay out yer best insults. i like:"your momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul a$$" and "I saw your momma walking down the street with 1 shoe on, so I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said 'no, I found one'."

your mama is like a shotgun. 2 c*cks and she's ready to blow

^classic.

this one isnt that good, but i loved it when i was younger. "your mumma's so fat, my class went on a fieldtrip... around her"

They loved ya for that one.

Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

I loved this one.

hahaha. thats rad

short and simple,
"you suck at life"
"why don't you go play hide and go f*ck yourself"

Ha ha Jib.

I like "go slit your wrists"
and "i hope you die"

"yer mother hates you so eat $hit and die"

your mama's so fat that when your dad fell in love with her he got lost in her.

I like yo mama jokes. they are so funny.

Peace out.