insults (classic)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-07-2004, 12:14 PM

lay out yer best insults. i like:"your momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul a$$" and "I saw your momma walking down the street with 1 shoe on, so I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said 'no, I found one'."

rise_above · 12-07-2004, 08:42 PM

your mama is like a shotgun. 2 c*cks and she's ready to blow

Oi_To_The_World · 12-07-2004, 09:45 PM

^classic.

Yellow Card · 12-07-2004, 10:57 PM

this one isnt that good, but i loved it when i was younger. "your mumma's so fat, my class went on a fieldtrip... around her"

They loved ya for that one.

Raine · 12-07-2004, 11:18 PM

Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

I loved this one.

Yellow Card · 12-07-2004, 11:41 PM

hahaha. thats rad

jibber · 12-07-2004, 11:50 PM

short and simple,
"you suck at life"
"why don't you go play hide and go f*ck yourself"

Thrice · 12-08-2004, 12:48 PM

Ha ha Jib.

I like "go slit your wrists"
and "i hope you die"

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-08-2004, 01:54 PM

"yer mother hates you so eat $hit and die"

Raine · 12-08-2004, 07:33 PM

your mama's so fat that when your dad fell in love with her he got lost in her.

I like yo mama jokes. they are so funny.

Peace out.

12-07-2004, 12:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	insults lay out yer best insults. i like:"your momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul a$$" and "I saw your momma walking down the street with 1 shoe on, so I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said 'no, I found one'."

12-07-2004, 08:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
rise_above drummer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Posts: 117	your mama is like a shotgun. 2 c*cks and she's ready to blow __________________ Living tommorow in everyones sorrow Modern man's daydreams have turned into nightmares -Henry Rollins

12-07-2004, 09:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Oi_To_The_World Unpatriot Act Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: planet of the rapes Posts: 389	^classic. __________________ what is the mind? no matter. what is matter? never mind.

12-07-2004, 10:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Yellow Card Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 128	this one isnt that good, but i loved it when i was younger. "your mumma's so fat, my class went on a fieldtrip... around her" They loved ya for that one. __________________ "True friends stab you in the front" ---The Beltsville Crucible---

12-07-2004, 11:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. I loved this one. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

12-07-2004, 11:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Yellow Card Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 128	hahaha. thats rad __________________ "True friends stab you in the front" ---The Beltsville Crucible---

12-07-2004, 11:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	short and simple, "you suck at life" "why don't you go play hide and go f*ck yourself" __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

12-08-2004, 12:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	Ha ha Jib. I like "go slit your wrists" and "i hope you die" __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

12-08-2004, 01:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	"yer mother hates you so eat $hit and die"

12-08-2004, 07:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	your mama's so fat that when your dad fell in love with her he got lost in her. I like yo mama jokes. they are so funny. Peace out. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche