How Bald Are You? (quote)

khfreek · 02-12-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Heh. Aren't you like 15 or something?

Yes, but my dad's brother was a cue-ball at 19

But someone said earlier that it's based on my mother's side of the family, so I'm safe!

dog · 02-13-2009, 11:36 PM

what does 'egg in a basket' look like?

WWWP · 02-14-2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dog

what does 'egg in a basket' look like?

???

**Janszoon** · 02-14-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dog

what does 'egg in a basket' look like?

My guess is it looks like this:

right-track · 02-14-2009, 05:44 AM

^ That's a wide centre parting.

Egg in a basket is a circular bald patch slap bang in the middle of your napper.

Molecules · 02-14-2009, 05:47 AM

I thought I was going bald from stress for ages but my hairline is just really far back.

Why the hell I am typing this on a forum to you nutters is utterly beyond me...

right-track · 02-14-2009, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Molecules

I thought I was going bald from stress for ages but my hairline is just really far back.

Why the hell I am typing this on a forum to you nutters is utterly beyond me...

How do you know that it's not your forehead that's too far forward?

Molecules · 02-14-2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

How do you know that it's not your forehead that's too far forward?

well i always thought I had a huge head, which my eldest cousin recently confirmed 'yeah you always had quite a big head'. The combination of this and your postulation is sending me into a downward spiral of depression I don't think i shall crawl out of without the music of Cornershop.

right-track · 02-14-2009, 06:09 AM

A too far forward forehead is nothing to be ashamed of.
Unless of course you've got a head shaped like a light bulb...

**Janszoon** · 02-14-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

^ That's a wide centre parting.

Egg in a basket is a circular bald patch slap bang in the middle of your napper.

Like this? I'm convinced this type of baldness is why yarmulkes were invented.

View Poll Results: How Bald Are You?
Like a Babies Bum	1	2.86%
Egg in a Basket	0	0%
Wide Centre Parting	0	0%
Receding	8	22.86%
Hairier than a baboon's arse	26	74.29%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

02-13-2009, 11:36 PM	#42 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	what does 'egg in a basket' look like? __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

02-14-2009, 05:47 AM	#46 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	I thought I was going bald from stress for ages but my hairline is just really far back. Why the hell I am typing this on a forum to you nutters is utterly beyond me... __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

02-14-2009, 05:44 AM	#45 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ That's a wide centre parting. Egg in a basket is a circular bald patch slap bang in the middle of your napper.

02-14-2009, 06:09 AM	#49 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	A too far forward forehead is nothing to be ashamed of. Unless of course you've got a head shaped like a light bulb...