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right-track 02-11-2009 05:02 PM

How Bald Are You?
 
How bald is your bonce?

Alfred 02-11-2009 05:03 PM

I have very thick hair.

adidasss 02-11-2009 05:04 PM

:laughing: You're on a roll, mister...;)

swim 02-11-2009 05:05 PM

I have an invert widow's peak less than the width of my pinky it's unnoticeable unless I say anything.

jackhammer 02-11-2009 05:06 PM

Maybe I should counter that with: Have you got a hairy chest? Which strangely I do!

My baldness hasn't actualy changed from about 8 years ago when I seemed to lose lots of hair within a year but it has never changed since then.

Terrible Lizard 02-11-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 594776)
Maybe I should counter that with: Have you got a hairy chest? Which strangely I do!

My baldness hasn't actualy changed from about 8 years ago when I seemed to lose lots of hair within a year but it has never changed since then.

It's okay Jack, I don't have Right-Track's baboon ass-hair either.

dac 02-11-2009 05:29 PM

I have long flowing locks of golden brown hair.

jackhammer 02-11-2009 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dac (Post 594794)
I have long flowing locks of golden brown hair.

Wasted on youth. Spare some for me?

dac 02-11-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 594796)
Wasted on youth. Spare some for me?

Yeah I gotta get it cut for a job fair coming up so I could send you some...

Alfred 02-11-2009 05:40 PM

my hair grows too fast

Janszoon 02-11-2009 05:47 PM

Receding, which it seems to be doing in stages.

mr dave 02-11-2009 06:10 PM

i'm in desperate need for a haircut. it's a combo andy travis / macgyver at the moment hahahaha

Janszoon 02-11-2009 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 594836)
i'm in desperate need for a haircut. it's a combo andy travis / macgyver at the moment hahahaha

Damn you and your 32 year old non-receding hair.

FireInCairo 02-11-2009 06:25 PM

Thick and with no history of family illness

mr dave 02-11-2009 06:39 PM

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

hell my old man is almost 70 and has a full head too

Janszoon 02-11-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 594873)
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

hell my old man is almost 70 and has a full head too

My 63 year old dad does too. But I've always heard that those genes come from your mother's side so you're supposed to look at your mom's brothers. Judging by my uncle, things aren't looking too good for me.

The Robot Hunter 02-11-2009 07:06 PM

I have very thick hair... everywhere: chest, legs, face, arse. But my father and both grandfathers are bald as bowling balls. I'm rogaining everything starting at 25... including my arse.

CaseNumber:825 02-11-2009 07:13 PM

As a female I don't even know why I'm writing in this thread.... I'm just that bored

Anyway..... As you've probably guess I am not bald in any way shape or form, though I do keep the rest of my body (Excluding the top of my head) as hairless as possible




That said.... I don't treat my hair particularly well.... the amount of dye I've put in it.... ah well
My natural hair colour was boring and red hair is much better :D

Farfisa 02-11-2009 09:30 PM

I wish I didn't have thick hair... it looks really ****ed up right before I get a haircut. :(

lucifer_sam 02-11-2009 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 594882)
My 63 year old dad does too. But I've always heard that those genes come from your mother's side so you're supposed to look at your mom's brothers. Judging by my uncle, things aren't looking too good for me.

**** me...

Babboon's ass for now. Hopefully this don't change anytime soon... =/

Janszoon 02-11-2009 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 594990)
I wish I didn't have thick hair... it looks really ****ed up right before I get a haircut. :(

Ha! Want to trade?

Just for the record everybody, this is what a baboon's ass looks like:

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-do...-pink-butt.JPG

Maybe I should have picked "hairier than a baboon's arse" after all.

Seltzer 02-12-2009 02:13 AM

And a bit more tanned than a baboon's arse. :D


It's hard for me to tell whether I'm going bald - I don't think I am... more that I just have a severe widow's peak and an unfortunate parting of hair which makes it look like I have a bald patch when my hair is long.

So for now I'll deny that I'm in denial.

Guybrush 02-12-2009 02:29 AM

I'm receding .. and I have a widow's peak that would make Dracula jealous. I'm surprised noone has tried to star me in a vampire movie yet. My peak's glory days are over though, it's getting thinner up there.

.. :(

mr dave 02-12-2009 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 594882)
My 63 year old dad does too. But I've always heard that those genes come from your mother's side so you're supposed to look at your mom's brothers. Judging by my uncle, things aren't looking too good for me.

damn

then again the only uncle (really thin on top) on my mom's side grew up with 6 sisters (who all still have tons of hair)

either way i'm really not concerned yet haha

Pornographie Nouveau 02-12-2009 09:46 AM

Hairier than a Japanese lass's... head.

Zer0 02-12-2009 10:02 AM

I'm receding unfortunatly :(

Guybrush 02-12-2009 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 595187)
I'm receding unfortunatly :(

I hope you have a girlfriend .. If not, then hurry!

Farfisa 02-12-2009 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornographie Nouveau (Post 595182)
Hairier than a Japanese lass's... head.

I knew what you were gonna say...

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-12-2009 01:41 PM

No baldness or any sign of receding and not a single grey hair either. Which isn't bad in your 30s.

Seltzer 02-12-2009 01:48 PM

That reminds me of some kid at school who not only was thinning on top, but also had grey hairs. Poor fella.

jackhammer 02-12-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 595312)
No baldness or any sign of receding and not a single grey hair either. Which isn't bad in your 30s.

Yeah but you neglected to mention you had dentures :D

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-12-2009 01:49 PM

and a colostomy bag

Janszoon 02-12-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 595312)
No baldness or any sign of receding and not a single grey hair either. Which isn't bad in your 30s.

Yeah, that's pretty good. I have quite a few gray hairs but those I like because they're arriving in a cool Reed Richards pattern.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-12-2009 01:50 PM

I have 2 grey hairs if I grow a beard.

Janszoon 02-12-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 595319)
and a colostomy bag

Chicks dig a guy with his shit together.

Zer0 02-12-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toretorden (Post 595188)
I hope you have a girlfriend .. If not, then hurry!

I do at the moment so no worries :D My hair looks fine at the moment but it has thinned a bit over the past few years and baldness is heretary in my family. And i suppose having long hair since i was 16 didnt help either. I'll prob be bald by my early 30's

JJJ567 02-12-2009 03:24 PM

I'm a 19 year old with a receding hairline. It reaally sucks. I keep it longish so it isn't too noticable...yet. I'd say it's gotten worse in the past year though.

khfreek 02-12-2009 03:39 PM

No signs of receding yet for me, one of my mom's brothers has only just started receding at 40 so I think I'm good.

Janszoon 02-12-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek (Post 595386)
No signs of receding yet for me, one of my mom's brothers has only just started receding at 40 so I think I'm good.

Heh. Aren't you like 15 or something?

Pornographie Nouveau 02-12-2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 595395)
Heh. Aren't you like 15 or something?

I know someone who started balding at 17...

My dad still has thick hair at the age of 47, so uh.


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