50 Coolest Fother Muckers to Ever Live
 

Well I just finished 2 more reviews (that I dont feel like posting now) for my album review thread, and do not feel satisfied. I am going to tell you weather you like it or not who the worlds 50 coolest mother ****ers are.

These are not in any order, because that would be stupid. Also this is not a countdown so no whining about starting at #1.

1. Hunter Stockton Thompson
2. Thomas Jefferson
3. Steven John Wilson
4. Quentin Jerome Tarantino
5. Pema Dorje (Gendun Drup)
6. Dave Chapelle
7. Clinton Eastwood, Jr.
8. Ozzy Osbourne
9. Leo Fender

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I can't think of to many writers I would rather read than this crazy son of a bitch. The father of Gonzo journalism, along with loads of amazing books. Hells Angels, Fear and Loathing, Gonzo Papers, Curse of Lono...etc. He has been with Rolling Stone since the start, but does not like television appearances. A few times on Letterman and one fairly recently with Conan O Brian. Look below, its worth it.

Great Video Here

Probably one of smartest ****ers...well, ever. President, revolutionary, and creator of his own bible. My second favorite president for to many reasons to list. The days of brilliant and straight forward presidents as we all know are gone, and frankly in my opinion not going to be back any time soon. Jefferson could truly hang with the best. If I could chose some one to have a nighttime smoke, Jefferson and George would get my first calls.

*Note: Our countries biggest advocate of actually educating the public. Weird huh?

Cool so far
Keep going!

I wanna see some Fidel Castro or Che Guevara. Oh wait I'll do that on my own time.

trent reznor? jimi hendrix?

I would like to see some John Cale, some River Phoenix and perhaps some Andy Warhol (only because he looked cool).

You post waits or you and I are through.

Also, I dig the thread biggie smalls but this one fits better in the lounge.

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I wasnt really sure where to put it. I was leaning toward lounge but went to Philosophy instead. My bad.

think he meant tom waits...

I'm gonna have to call bull**** on Hunter S. Thompson.

Then try explaining so you make some sence.

I'm just not a fan of his incoherence/Kerouac rip off style. Also if he was truly one of the coolest mother****ers of all time he would have killed himself in a cool way.

Rip off? The man started his own style of writing, which is followed and constantly replicated by many other journalists and writers.

Thats a ****ed up thing to say.... :nono:

Well there goes any chance of Waits being on the list, he was practically a student of Kerouac.

So Kerouac is also incoherent? Because if he's not, then its clearly not a rip-off. So which is it?

i think thats wrong but do you think he should be left off?

No but his personality is certainly abrasive to some. I like him more for his musical accomplishments and convictions. He's still a funny dude but it's always a struggle to understand whether he's being serious or not.

His scene with Iggy Pop in Coffee & Cigarettes is pretty epic.

You dare to reject the Great shark hunter himself,(gasp) oh Davey, kudos on taking a rare stand, i disagree completly, but kudos anyhow.
!. Hunter S Thompson
2. Dana White
3. Matt Roloff
4. Sig Hansen
5. Edgar Hansen
6. Norman Lear
7. Shannon Hoon
8. Jimmie Johnson
9. Mike Ditka
10. Bill Murray
11. Bill Hicks
12. Bill Clinton as soon as writes his deathbed memoirs
13. The people of the pan handle who don't run screaming from those tornados that will never stop coming, never.
14. Monogomysts
15. Mike Kraja
16. John Lennon
17. Johnny Cash
18. My *** friend Rod Knee L. Du Bois
19. The Dizz master general, dancing on the corner of main and stapley everday in Mesa Az.
20. Evel Kneivel
21. Jim Gaffigan
22.dude...50, really, (finger)
23. Jesus of Nazareth (who if this was in order would be at the top of my list)
24.followed closely by Ghandi
25. Douglas Adams, and if we go fiction.. Zaphod Beeblebrox
26. Rudy Rutiger
27. The real Hansen Bro's, all three that gets me to 30
30. Clint Eastwood
31. Guy Ritchie
32. Dudley Moore
33. I just realized i have JESUS and the hansen brothers on the same list... i must re-grope and figure what exactly i consider the criteria for making my list...
groping...
groping...grope a little more,
I only Know what i Know, Cool encompasses alot, more than i can discern, the list stands
34. A california gray whale breaching in a saturday sunset
35. the talking baby on the e-trade commercials
36. Tony Hawk
37. Stacy Perralta, all the Zephyr skate team! that gets me to44
44. Jeff Ho
45. Craig Stysyk
46. Anyone who rides a Dog Town board
47. anyone who surfs, or wishes they did.
48. Teachers of our children
49. Mothers, not all, but you guys and girls know the ones i'm talking about.
50. Snoop Dogg

The beauty of quitting is now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit.

Not quite as epic as Billy Murray with RZA and GZA though. Not much is.

well, it should go without saying that regardless of your position on what cool is, this guy should be in the top 50.

God I have to watch that movie.

i hate to say it but good point from both parties

Steve Wilson, a genius in everything he attempts. The backing behind the band Porcupine Tree, and also one of the most talented modern day musicians. The first few projects and PT albums were made completely by Wilson. Him being the producer, audio engineer, and writing each part. His live shows are the highlight of the band, being very psychedelic and played to the fullest by each member of the band.

i don't know why either of the posts you made are in here, but I did watch the video (no idea what the other picture was of), and I have to say, Harris Creeps me out a little. Same padder from O'Reilly, but does anyone want to say we're at war with Islam?

I'm no fan of organized religion, but I know some Islamic men, one of which was from Kurdistan, and he couldn't have been a more reasonable guy. He never pushed his faith, and he never protested anything we did, even if it was against his faith.

Things said like that are, in large-scale, intellectually lazy.


Edit: Hunter S. Thompson, Thomas Jefferson....and the guy from Porcupine Tree. We took a sharp turn off objectivity road right there.

Reading the little introduction on Wiki, he sounds like a no scoper on Halo.

Yes, but this is not a list of importance or relevance. But simply as the title states, "50 Coolest Fother Muckers".

I hope Mickey Rourke's on here somewhere.

#3 is cooler than every one else aside from Hunter S. Thompson, and Thomas Jefferson.

Well I'll hold out for 4 and see what happens...

lern to reed

Best song ever.

Well I hope I wont disappoint.

Whatever Quentin was accusing that reporter of, the dude could only say "No I didn't!".

He's a wild character.

Thomas Paine needs to be on here, also Robert Mitchum, Christopher Lee, Sergio Leone, Harry Miller, Robert Fripp, and who could forget mother****ing Miles Davis.

Christopher Lee was hardcore in the Wicker Man.

Gordon Bennett on this list or else

Which one?

Lets not spoil anyhting now. ;)

If this man does not make the list, there will be consequences.

Oh Gordon Bennett! That guy should make the list.