Downtown San Diego on a clear night from the top of point loma.

How are babies made?

Thom Yorke shits them out.

When is the last time you masturbated?

Couple minutes ago.

Is it normal to dream about playing Sun Ra in a game of pool while Sleestaks cheer around us?

It's actually more normal than you'd think. Recent studies have shown that the amount of day dreaming about Sun Ra has directly resulted in a drop in American productivity at work.




What is Sun Ra?

Space Jazz.

Who should be the next president and why?

Ralph Nader, because I'm sick of the bull.

Would you consider The Beastie Boys to be overrated?

Ehh, I'm not a huge fan, but I think they've lived up to the hype.

What's your favorite film from the 1950's?

Sunset Boulevard

What will you do if Country-Rap becomes popular?

I'd have to make a country-rap-prog band and make it better.

How do you think music would be if the guitar was replaced with the mandolin?

Mandolin? as follows,
 

Beautiful and new.


whats better, Fords or Chevys?