i really have no idea. i've never been a truck person. the last car i owned was a subaru, but that was several years ago...


did you know that most of the particles in your body were made inside dying stars?

Hey doc jackhammer!
Why so many women love me?

Because you're french.

What's your general opinion of the opposite sex?

Cook, clean, ****.

Where has the madness gone?

My house. Tickets on sale now...


You're an Africanized honey bee. You can only sting one person before your stinger falls off and you die. Who do you get and why?