Certain death in 6 months with no cure?! (tickets, rap, album)

dac · 03-09-2009, 10:33 PM

I would eat chipotle 4 times a day in an attempt to kill myself with awesomeness before the illness takes my life. Oh and I'd find a way to have sex with Scarlett Johannson no matter what.

Bane of your existence · 03-09-2009, 10:46 PM

Honestly, it would probably be pretty boring. Going to see the ones I love, eating out at some nice restaurants. I think I'd take some chances driving crazy, but it would probably be as crazy as it got.

ProggyMan · 03-09-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dac

I would eat chipotle 4 times a day in an attempt to kill myself with awesomeness before the illness takes my life. Oh and I'd find a way to have sex with Scarlett Johannson no matter what.

I'd go up to every hot girl I saw and request sex because I don't have anything to lose.

sleepy jack · 03-09-2009, 11:33 PM

I'd learn to ballroom dance.

**Janszoon** · 03-09-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

I'd learn to ballroom dance.

They would totally make a Lifetime Original Movie about you.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 03-10-2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

I'd learn to ballroom dance.

HAHA fag

TheBig3 · 03-10-2009, 07:52 AM

thats the best pickup line ever

garbanzo · 03-10-2009, 08:02 AM

i'd sell everything and hit the road, Into the Wild style. yeah.

Piss Me Off · 03-10-2009, 08:07 AM

Might as well rob a bank i guess.

Bulldog · 03-10-2009, 08:15 AM

I'd probably go on a roadtrip around various places from my childhood, kinda like About Schmidt, just with a lot more drugs

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Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	Honestly, it would probably be pretty boring. Going to see the ones I love, eating out at some nice restaurants. I think I'd take some chances driving crazy, but it would probably be as crazy as it got.

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garbanzo Recommended by 4 out of 5 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Budapest Posts: 137	i'd sell everything and hit the road, Into the Wild style. yeah.

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Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	I'd probably go on a roadtrip around various places from my childhood, kinda like About Schmidt, just with a lot more drugs