Favorite fastfood?? (house, quote)

savannah · 03-12-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

You're a good worker. lol.

You're hired.
Maybe.

You first have to demonstrate your creative response to a telemarketer call.
Go.

uhhhhhhhh you have to give me a scenario

Freebase Dali · 03-12-2009, 08:00 PM

*ring* *ring*

"Hi, Miss Savannah, we're calling to ask if you're satisfied with your dog's life insurance policy. We know he's getting old and he's bitten like, 3.5 children in the last two weeks. We're pretty sure someone's going to kill it. Like, the state.
Go ahead and pay us more money so we can provide it a proper burial."

I dunno.
****, I'm trying to cook steaks here.

soooo demanding.
lol.

savannah · 03-12-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

*ring* *ring*

"Hi, Miss Savannah, we're calling to ask if you're satisfied with your dog's life insurance policy. We know he's getting old and he's bitten like, 3.5 children in the last two weeks. We're pretty sure someone's going to kill it. Like, the state.
Go ahead and pay us more money so we can provide it a proper burial."

I dunno.
****, I'm trying to cook steaks here.

soooo demanding.
lol.

meh

i'd just give you the standard answer

i like to yell 'why are you interrogating me' and start cryin before i hang up

Freebase Dali · 03-12-2009, 08:03 PM

That's totally not exciting.

If I were a telemarketer, I'd call back.

savannah · 03-12-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

That's totally not exciting.

If I were a telemarketer, I'd call back.

then i'd talk over you and tell you my life story,...

'it was very late one night in october,.....my father was baked outa his mind at a rollin stones concert,....as my mother drove herself to the hospital, i kicked harder,....'

Surell · 03-12-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah

i like to yell 'why are you interrogating me' and start cryin before i hang up

Come on Veridical, crying is pretty impressive. Certainly made me chuckle.

savannah · 03-12-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Surell

Come on Veridical, crying is pretty impressive. Certainly made me chuckle.

i'm a beautiful cryer too,....i rarely get a snotty nose

Surell · 03-12-2009, 08:08 PM

That gets me hawt.

savannah · 03-12-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Surell

That gets me hawt.

snot gets you hot?

yourea sick phucker

Surell · 03-12-2009, 08:10 PM

Don't judge me.

03-12-2009, 08:00 PM	#92 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	ring ring "Hi, Miss Savannah, we're calling to ask if you're satisfied with your dog's life insurance policy. We know he's getting old and he's bitten like, 3.5 children in the last two weeks. We're pretty sure someone's going to kill it. Like, the state. Go ahead and pay us more money so we can provide it a proper burial." I dunno. ****, I'm trying to cook steaks here. soooo demanding. lol.

03-12-2009, 08:03 PM	#94 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	That's totally not exciting. If I were a telemarketer, I'd call back.