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Old 03-16-2009, 11:10 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I refer to how suicidal I'd be if I were him.
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:13 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Well, it's huge when he collects it all. Ask all dem white wimmenz he banged.
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:01 AM   #153 (permalink)
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trust me,...i didnt need me to belittle it,...it did that just fine on its own
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:22 AM   #154 (permalink)
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true story,....


i was engaged once to a guy who during an arguement bitched that i did not take the trash out,....ever,....and always asked him to do it,.....my retort was 'your penis is small'

he never asked me to take the trash out again
that's a huge bitch move, I'm a girl and even I can realize how bitchy that is.

No wonder the engagement was broken off. Guys are so weirdly sensitive about their penis size.
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:58 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Did someone say penis?!

Are you saying penis size doesn't matter to you?
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:01 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Apparently there has to be a balance between height and width - nothing too huge or too thick, but at the same time not a pencil **** : P
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:52 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I could save this thread if I really really wanted to...... but would other people want me to.... hmmmmmmm
I like how this was completely ignored in favour of 7 pages of penis talk.

Opportunity missed.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:05 PM   #158 (permalink)
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*lands* Did someone say "penis" again?
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:16 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Do your ears burn every time someone says "penis"? If so, this thread must be killing them.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:16 PM   #160 (permalink)
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that's a huge bitch move, I'm a girl and even I can realize how bitchy that is.

No wonder the engagement was broken off. Guys are so weirdly sensitive about their penis size.
it's just one of those things that a man can't really do anything about if he's not well-equipped. still, there are worse things; you can't fix ugly.
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