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so here i sit in the manshed
at my friend amy's house,......
its st paddy's day,... i'm drinkin green tea, apple juice, and vodka,.... the irishman is here i hate him i want to give him a texas ass whippin and put him on a plane HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've had to retreat to my laptop |
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No way! I thought you had all this great stuff planned out. What's his deal?
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he,...well,...he has the personality of a rock when he's not being a know it all
really i hate him |
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a dank mossy covered irish one |
SHAMROCK!!!
Someone had to say it. |
Is he at least easy on the eyes?
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That's my favorite kind.
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maybe once i kick one of his teeth out |
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roger that |
so let me get this straight...
you had a big week planned because you wanted to impress a foreigner, and now your plans are shot to hell because he's got the personality of drywall? and somehow you hate him for it? this makes me giggle. |
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If so, then the idea of her blaming him for anything is just deplorable and basically earmarks her as less than what I determine to be a reasonable human being. I'm really hoping theres something very very different going on in actuality in fact. ---------------- Now playing on Winamp: Porcupine Tree - Anesthetize via FoxyTunes |
Damn. Sav, you'd been looking forward to his visit for a while.
It just goes to show that um... Well... I'm pretty drunk. |
Aw come on guys... She was just excited to accommodate her friends boyfriend.
If I'd had that treatment when I moved to Germany, I might have stayed. But as luck would have it, Germans are fncking retarded. |
The fact that everyone seems to know about the many details of your life is a tad scary.
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bingo,...which is also why i'm sittin in said friend's man shed,.... true story,....whats goin on in front of me,.... my friend jake has braces,...they are pokeing him in the cheek,....irishman is standing over him with pliars and wire cutters tryin to cut the wire from his braces,.....this all looks like something out of a bad movie,... did i mention that said tools are rusty |
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not really,.....i'm a talker |
inb4 chick fight
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inb4 popcorn.
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inb4 you guys.....
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inb4 lulz.
wait... before lulz? OHSHI- |
inb4threadgetslame
oh wait, it already did |
i love how most of the insults around here have been thrown around by all knowing noobs
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And that another person who has been considerably vocal about the whole issue, has been here a year longer and has twice your postcount. ---------------- Now playing on Winamp: Will Buck - Final Fantasy 7 Sweeter Than Honey OC ReMix via FoxyTunes |
guess you told me,...good job shipmate
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No problem, I do my best. In fact, some days I like to have arguments with myself, just so I know exactly how to be as much of a **** as possible.
Hey, its a hobby, you know? |
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personally i fly fish and cook,....but to each their own i guess |
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Alternatively, you could just be stupid, but the amount of obvious experience you have in attempting to weasel out of logical debates and reasoned discussion precludes that as a likely possibility, and instead simply implies that you have a personality defect preventing you from addressing your own shortcomings in favour of simply applying the blame to everyone around you. ---------------- Now playing on Winamp: Jamiroquai - Too Young To Die via FoxyTunes |
lmao, the tags that this thread has generated are even better than the other one!
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i made the best one
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So "the entire cast of mash" one I presume?
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she should be ashamed at this thread, it's terrible |
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