I am Sean Connery (hardcore)

Darkest Hour · 03-19-2009, 01:02 AM

**** it. If you really need help with sex, then you will have some better questions to ask. I can answer them i'm sure. Don't give up on yourselves yet.

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-19-2009, 07:51 AM

someone please kills this pointless thread

jackhammer · 03-19-2009, 08:07 AM

Is the OP trying to be witty or does he really think that he's god gift to women? In both instances it's a big FAIL.

PinkCigarette · 03-19-2009, 12:24 PM

Fail.

Sean Connery is God. You are not.

Stop trying to be my lover.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-19-2009, 12:31 PM

Why is it whenever I've see something rubbish on this forum in the past week or so your name is right next to it?

**Janszoon** · 03-19-2009, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

I got laid before hugh hefner.

Hey me too!

SATCHMO · 03-19-2009, 02:00 PM

I'll take Heff's sloppy seconds any day!

**Janszoon** · 03-19-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I'll take Heff's sloppy seconds any day!

You should get a tattoo of that sentence.

Darkest Hour · 03-19-2009, 02:18 PM

hugh hefner will never croak. The dude is going to be getting 20 year olds when he is like 108.

Freebase Dali · 03-19-2009, 04:05 PM

I'd try not to die either if I was getting all that quality box.

03-19-2009, 01:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Is the OP trying to be witty or does he really think that he's god gift to women? In both instances it's a big FAIL. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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PinkCigarette Chase for 28 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 349	Fail. Sean Connery is God. You are not. Stop trying to be my lover. __________________

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Why is it whenever I've see something rubbish on this forum in the past week or so your name is right next to it? __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Darkest Hour Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 764	hugh hefner will never croak. The dude is going to be getting 20 year olds when he is like 108. __________________

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03-19-2009, 02:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	I'll take Heff's sloppy seconds any day!

03-19-2009, 04:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'd try not to die either if I was getting all that quality box. __________________