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David Hasselhoff
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
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When I was 15 a couple bums in Missoula MT got me drunk on my ass with T-Bird, then rolled me. When I came to my mouth tasted like Puree of Horseblanket. Good times.... |
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Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: So-Cal
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I had a trusty bum friend who used to pimp beer for me. He would buy me any amount as long as I bought him a bottle of thunderbird. I asked him why he subjected himself to that when I was willing to buy him anything. He said once you get that ****ty taste in your mouth you never go back. I miss ol Kilborne.
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Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
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I tried 3 of the "fortified wines" in that photo, during my high school years. Night Train, Thunderbird and MD 20/20 (Mad Dog), there was also another brand called Boone's Farm. I seem to recall the feeling of being hungover would hit you about 20 minutes after you stopped drinking the stuff.
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Drinking some of my famous essay juice. Here's the recipe:
however much ****ing coffee you want (early morn and late eve cases require more) Whiskey to taste/preference (I usually just do a shot or so, sometimes less) Optional: whipping or heavy cream (I usually skip this but I'm a coffee junkie and an alcoholic. Whatever works for you, you are free to do.) It works, even if you don't finish the essay because at least you're drunk at the end.
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Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
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