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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-02-2016 02:10 PM
http://www.thebeerstore.ca/sites/def...?itok=fO5fmNsK

My last beer before I can actually buy my own ****.

The Batlord 12-02-2016 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1777152)
http://www.thebeerstore.ca/sites/def...?itok=fO5fmNsK

My last beer before I can actually buy my own ****.
Too bad you'll have to wait two more years to be able to buy booze at Maryland Deathfest. **** America.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-02-2016 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1777175)
Too bad you'll have to wait two more years to be able to buy booze at Maryland Deathfest. **** America.
There's no age limit on my drink of choice.

http://cleanmyspace.com/wp-content/u...ng-alcohol.jpg

The Batlord 12-02-2016 02:18 PM
Metal as ****. Pick me up a six pack. I've been banned.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-02-2016 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1777185)
Metal as ****. Pick me up a six pack. I've been banned.
We'll get a 24 and pass it around the pit.

DwnWthVwls 12-04-2016 08:02 PM
If you funnel it into your butt it will get you drunk faster and you don't have to taste it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-04-2016 08:20 PM
*googles it just to check if it would work*

DwnWthVwls 12-04-2016 08:23 PM
It works. Look.

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Alcohol absorbed through your anus gets into your bloodstream and does exactly the same thing it would do if it entered through your mouth. At equal doses, an alcohol enema will result in higher BAC than oral alcohol because it bypasses stomach enzymes that can buffer up to 30% of the alcohol you swallow.
My poor search history.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-04-2016 08:32 PM
where does one find a butt funnel

DwnWthVwls 12-04-2016 08:35 PM
just lube the bottle


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