I just use a straw and a friend that can keep a secret.

So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?

When the beer is gone

After you've removed the liquid and replaced it with a solid.

I have a new favorite. Sake. The taste is the best I've had so far.

water, just bought a 24 pack

You....you bought water?

Everyone buys water.. I know bathing is somewhat of a mystery to you, but I know you don't go outside to use your local lake or river.

Celebrating repeal day, December 5, 1933...

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