Music Banter - So What Are We Drinking Tonight?

So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?

After you've removed the liquid and replaced it with a solid.

Plankton

12-05-2016 10:18 AM

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Overcast

12-05-2016 11:25 AM

I have a new favorite. Sake. The taste is the best I've had so far.

Key	12-05-2016 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1778637)

water, just bought a 24 pack

You....you bought water?

DwnWthVwls

12-05-2016 04:53 PM

Everyone buys water.. I know bathing is somewhat of a mystery to you, but I know you don't go outside to use your local lake or river.

Psy-Fi

12-05-2016 05:03 PM

Celebrating repeal day, December 5, 1933...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...psymcxbfrf.jpg

Key	12-05-2016 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1778688)

Everyone buys water.. I know bathing is somewhat of a mystery to you, but I know you don't go outside to use your local lake or river.

Yes...but this is a drinking thread. Why buy water to drink?

DwnWthVwls

12-05-2016 05:16 PM

Where do you get free water?

Key	12-05-2016 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1778710)

Where do you get free water?

The faucet?

The Batlord

12-05-2016 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1778697)

Celebrating repeal day, December 5, 1933...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...psymcxbfrf.jpg

And here I am sober.

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